OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Avfefe Hands Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: al-Ameda – “For you, 2 gropes. No, make that 3.”
Second: flat earth luddite – I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
Third: RockThisTown – “I’ll body-slam the oil companies into submission.”
Paul Hooson – Is blowhard an energy form?
Mu – “And the hot air I’m releasing alone will power two new gigawatt power stations”
Franklin – We’ll have oil flowing like Mika’s blood, it’ll be great.
Moosebreath – When we connect turbines to all of the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves, we will generate YUGE power!!!
DrDaveT – Grab ’em by the pipeline.
Doug Mataconis – “See? I have big hands! Take my big hand!”
John430 – rump, imitating Sinatra, “I did it my waaaay.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Release the Kraken!
“Unleashing American Energy… but my tax returns? Not so much.”
“I want my ducky back.”
“I’ve placed Kim Jong-Un in double secret probation.”