OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Santa’s Christmas Slay Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: MstrB – Wow, Ted Nugent has really toned down his Christmas Party
Second: Hey Norm – Bill O’Reilly wants a War on Christmas… we’ll give him War on Christmas.
Third: Robert W. Armijo – The Palin Family poses for their annual Christmas Card.
JKB – NO, Grandma, the reindeer didn’t mean to run you over.
Maggie Mama – Santa knows if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
John Burgess – TSA finally got around to checking out Santa’s sleigh…
Michael Hamm – Since Al Queda doesn’t believe in Christmas, they will get coal instead.
KRM – “… and so, children, this year Mrs. Claus and I have decided it’s time to trim the “naughty list.”
John425 – Santa prepares to go into Mexican cartel border towns.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Santa comes once a year, Mrs. Claus even less… Boy is she pissed.
Put the X back in Christmas.
“I can see both Alaska and Russia from my Living room.”
“Wait until she gets a load of my HO HO Howitzer.”
Holder’s new plan.
The Thursday Contest can’t even win 2 out of 3 (GOP Debates)