OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Naughty or Nice Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: JKB – “No, you’ll shoot your eye out.”
Second: Maggie Mama – Yes, Virginia, I travel almost as much as Santa courtesy of the American taxpayer. One vacation after another, why it’s just like Christmas all year for me.
Third: John425 – Michelle: “Please welcome the President’s Budget advisor, Mr. S.Claus.”
G.A.Phillips – Will someone please get over here, wake up Santa Biden, and tell him to stop touching himself!!!!
Donald Sensing – Mrs. O: “No, kid, ain’t nobody sitting in Santa’s lap tonight but me. Got that?” Santa: “Oh, crap, not again.”
David – Well, we asked Santa for Newt to get the nomination, but even Santa can’t make Newt appear sane.
Jerry – You Want What?
MstrB – This is going in the newsletter.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“You want a vacation? Take a number… behind me…”
“Reindeer is practically chicken”
Santa’s Helper slips 10 points further behind Hamburger Helper in the Polls
Let them have Coal.
Michelle shows her
The Thursday Contest just can’t
keep get a good man down.