OTB Caption Contest Winners
The La Brea Carpets Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Anderson – In a Rasmussen poll, likely Republican voters preferred Sasha Baron Cohen’s “Dictator” character to Mitt Romney by fourteen points.
Second: Tillman – Telltale sign of a fascist: inability to perform “Live Long And Prosper” hand gesture.
Third: Michael Hamm – The Red Carpet taboo is broken. Pubes are shown on a true dickhead.
NBH – Not even a filthy rich dictator can resist the value of Subway’s 5 dollar foot long!
John425 – Syria’s Bashar al-Assad attends Oscars incognito.
MaggieMama – Red leader belongs on red carpet.
Gollum – Few knew the tawdry history of the young Captain Steubing and the “real” Love Boat.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The ashen remains of Limbaugh’s career were treated with all due pomp and respect… then dumped on the GOP.
The Holy Grail of contraception is still being sought.
The Monday Contest is ready to compete with Don Imus.