Quote of the Day – Abstinence Education Works Edition

Dodd · Friday, August 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

“I don’t think anyone on this team knows what ‘schism’ is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it and I was like ‘whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.’” — Minnesota Vikings DE Jared Allen

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Dodd, who used to run a blog named ipse dixit, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He can kill a mime using only his thumb. He joined the staff at OTB in May 2007. Follow Dodd on Twitter.

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Herb says:

Friday, August 28, 2009 at 18:22

I think it’s safe to say that Jared Allen isn’t a big Anthrax fan.

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hcantrall says:

Friday, August 28, 2009 at 23:12

Or even Tool.

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