The Hobbit, Pulp Fiction Style
Thoreau envisions the mashup of Tolkien’s Hobbit and Tarentino’s Pulp Fiction:
Balrog: “Quenya, spider-f**ker, do you speak it?”
[…]
The way your uncle Bilbo looked at it, this Ring was your birthright. He’d be damned if any Orc’s gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his nephew’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this Ring up his ass.”
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