Time To Start A Cull
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Sunday, December 19, 2004
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A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.
Designer Neven Vrgoc said: “The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.
“I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.”
It’s official. The world has too many reporters.
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Not to mention tie-makers.
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If the man who had everything actually HAd everything, he’d not need the Cravats.
He’d be able to make an impression on his own.
(cough)
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View from the distaff side:
Ummm. Right. Like men really do like women to dissolve into giggles at first sight.
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If a lady saw it on the first date, I would presume a good impression had already been made.
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Try as I might, I haven’t been able to find and photos to illustrate this post. But it shouldn’t be hard to come up with one of our own.
James?
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Not to mention too many penises.
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The important thing, as Tig alludes, is to have one without being one.
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