Weekend Caption Contest
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Friday, November 19, 2004
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Reginald was perplexed, all his life he had imaged that the Equator ran East and West.
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That’s what I call a Continental Divide!
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Great picture for a caption contest, but I just can’t think of any other cracks to make about it.
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A new mapping technique shows the crack of evil. Most of the countries on the crack also belong to the axis of evil.
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That’s funny, I could have sworn the Cape of Good Hope was somewhere else.
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The Middle East looks to be in just about the right place.
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“…and this is your planet after an assteroid impact.”
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Before this Green Peace had thought that the Prudhoe Bay drilling had had a huge environmental impact.
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gives “journey to the center of the earth” a whole new meaning…. and I’m not sure I like it.
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I guess we have to have a new defintion of the verb “to moon,” too…
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a map of the ham-isperes
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terra unfirma
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The Great Rift Valley just shifted east a little bit…
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AP BREAKING: In an unprecedented seismological event the whole state of Florida has rotated and the Florida Keys now point toward the North.
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Giving new meaning to ‘passing a Global Test’
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What happens when George Bush plants a boot where it’s most needed.
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“Pimple my ass! That’s a volcanoe!”
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A new map of the Earth clearly shows where to drill for gas…
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Now we know why Antartica keeps getting blasted by ozone-destroying methane
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ANDREW SULLIVAN: “New map of Earth proves that Shangri-la is in Lost Horizon.”
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Map of Uranus
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Massive geothermal vent discoverd off coast of Africa
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Huh. I always thought Guam was the asshole of the world.
Come on, James. This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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The prime meridian seems to have shifted a bit to the east.
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Atl-ass
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it seems usama can only be hiding in one place…
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“UN Unveils New Logo!”
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“NO BUSH!”
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Hundreds of angry men were turned back as the trip to Antartica was found to be overbooked.
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NASSA unveils its new logo.
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yASSer’s arse is fat
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“CSI PARIS Reveals Arafat’s Cause of Death:
Toxic Tatoo”
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Gaia got back.
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After the bowl of 4 Alarm Texas Chili the Ring of Fire was no longer thought to be just around the Pacific Ocean.
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Sic transit gloria mundi
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Gaia got back….
Very succint… very funny :)
You guys are on a roll – I’m laughing my tuckus off.
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As the top brass left the conference room, Rummy snickered, “I almost spit my coffee out when the Bilateral Global View slide went up — did you see their faces??? That’ll teach ‘em not to fall asleep during one of our briefs…”
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LOOK!
NO BLUE STATES!
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ME: “Is that Mo Do’s ass, or Krugman’s?”
THEE: “Krugman’s; Mo Do’s is HAIRIER!”
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An “Ass-imuthal Projection”
(that’s a joke for cartogaphers)
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NYTIMES HEADLINE:
“ROVE FLUSHES BLUE STATES”
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NYPOST HEADLINE:
“W WIPES UP- BLUE STATES FLUSHED”
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Here’s photo of what Michael Moore sees whenever he looks in the mirror:
A WORLD-CLASS ASSHOLE!
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Netherworld
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Leopold’s Stotch
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No wonder penguins smell funny!
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Someday, the World will be Mine!
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It’s the poster for
Oliver Stone’s
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
Coming to a theater near you….
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it’s the poster for
The First Gay World Bank – deposits in rear…
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Split-up of the Soviet Union Explained?
Leopold over at Outside The Beltway is holding a caption contest for this picture. Head on over a see what has already submitted in the comments and add your own.
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Ah good, looks like they wiped the Middle East off the map……
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So, Afghanistan, not only opium and heroin, but now the world’s leading supplier of crack…..
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She’s Got The Whole World In Her Hams
Didn’t read the others, sorry if it’s repetitive.
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It’s a fact : a majority of high school students could not find Iraq on a globe even if using both hands.
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Reviewing foreign policy, the president said, “Right now we are more concerned with the ifs than the butts….”
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Funny, I thought Krakatoa was east of Java….
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First geographer : “So, logically, if the Euphrates is the A-hole of civilisation, then Baghdad is about 250 miles up it…..”
Second geographer : “Does that explain the source of the Shatt-al-Arab ?”
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“And at the new Clinton Library be sure to see the Monica Map.”
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Netherworld
Shouldn’t that be Netherlands?
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And then “W” added, “America plans to let no nation get lost in the cracks.”
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“We had to go into the dark recesses of Africa for proof of the existence of the back door.”
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GEOLOGISTS REPORT:
“Earth made of jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
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Buffet was wrong, longitude can effect the attitude more than latitude.
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This map of the world selection,
I once thought to be Mercatur projection,
but its contours were round,
it’s crack placement, profound.
and upon study game me an erection.
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Picture as newly added to the Earth entry in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to along with the text: “Mostly Harmless.”
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The middle east: A shitty place to live.
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I once met a well-traveled lass -
Though poor, she always traveled 1st class.
She covered her cost
without getting lost
By charging ten francs to see the map on her ass.
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Nice Ass.
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Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘dark hole of Calcutta.’
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there once was a poster name stotch
who wanted to post a pic’ of a crotch
when the boss took a pass
he instead posted an ass
and now we – for the winner – wait and watch
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Soldier in Iraq: “This place smells like shit!”
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Soldier in Afghanistan: “This place smells like shit!”
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