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When Ginni Thomas Calls

Andy Borowitz suggests “Three Things to Do When Clarence Thomas’s Wife Calls You.”

1. Start apologizing the moment you hear her voice. Remember, like a bear at a campsite, Virginia Thomas does not want to eat you, she’s only after your food, and in this case, your apology is the only thing protecting you from Mrs. Thomas mauling you to death. If apologizing does not work, clap your hands loudly into the receiver in the hopes of scaring her away.

It actually goes downhill after that.

via Scott Lemieux

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  1. greg says:

    Interesting to read the earlier postings about Clarence Thomas on this site.

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