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WISE WORDS FROM E-MAIL

· Saturday, January 31, 2004 · 7 comments

A recent message, in its entirety:

Date: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:05:08 -0500
From: el********@th*****.com
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Hey baby wanna let me start rolled your elaine?Someday the rossie will be more. Don’t be so movable ariana plus maisha equals spring. Never have drunken sex with a brighter daryl. Don’t be so probable Hey baby wanna let me start approximates your noelle?albina looks like a visual dixie. I love you from the bottom of my freestanding magaret. providencia was not tilted your slack renate My kimberlee are senior. the melania said ‘ Stop stitching the cordell, ‘Let’s go behind the machelle. the roseline are closer. look at that, Someone is shake the hae, gilda plus don equals felisha. the maryanna is every. I love you from the bottom of my mnemonic judy. What if earlean saw a fewest vernell that was suffered a emmett?the commercial magdalen hates the edelmira. nearby the purple leland lies a minus karoline.

I’m not sure what it is they’re selling, but it certainly sounds interesting.

Truer words have never been penned than, “Never have drunken sex with a brighter daryl.” And I’m going to have to work, “I love you from the bottom of my mnemonic judy” into a conversation at some point, I really am.

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Comments

  1. rodney dill says:
    Saturday, 31 January 2004 at 14:23

    Never have drunken sex with a brighter daryl.

    the commercial magdalen hates the edelmira. nearby the purple leland lies a minus karoline.

    I think they’re trying to submit captions to your colorful monkey caption contest.

  2. mark says:
    Saturday, 31 January 2004 at 15:58

    I’ll use “I love you from the bottom of my freestanding magaret” at a singles bar tonight and let you know how I do.

  3. McGehee says:
    Saturday, 31 January 2004 at 16:03

    My margaret is built-in, so I wouldn’t be able to use that line. And somehow “I love you from the bottom of my built-in magaret” just doesn’t seem like it would have the same impact.

  4. Mark Hasty says:
    Saturday, 31 January 2004 at 16:11

    “Stitching the Cordell” would be a great name for an album. Hey, maybe spam serves some useful purpose after all!

  5. zygote says:
    Saturday, 31 January 2004 at 17:15

    Come on, it’s obvious that the best pickup line in there is, “Hey baby wanna let me start approximates your noelle?”
    If you’re looking for me I’ll be behind the machelle, or it might be the roseline…it’s closer.

  6. Little Miss Attila says:
    Sunday, 1 February 2004 at 05:47

    I’ll have to go with the mnemonic Judy.

  7. Steven says:
    Sunday, 1 February 2004 at 09:18

    I’m guessing that the product in question is LSD through the mail.

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