Yet Another Caption Contest
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Friday, December 3, 2004
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Too lazy or uninspired to blog anything interesting? If so, have a caption contest:
Winners will be announced on Monday.
hat tip: Cynical-C
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The price of tomatos may now be prohibitive, but jalapeños remain within easy reach. This may or may not be a good thing.
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Michael Moore demostrates how to correctly blow smoke out of your ass.
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At last, Hillary finds the conductive propellent to send herself hurtling towards space….er…’08……
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“Ninety-nine cans of beans on the wall,
Ninety-nine cans of beans ….”
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Loveee! Remind the cook to add Beano next time, would you?
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The new torch weapon is being tested. The soldiers eat beans and take turns ‘operating’ this effective low cost flame thrower.
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The Branch Davidians take their brand new RV for it’s first and only drive.
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This scene would later be formally designated as the exact moment that The A-Team officially jumped the shark.
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“You didn’t mix up the tubes of Preparation-H and BenGay again, did you Ralph?”
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I don’t think anyone will top Bithead…Damn that was a good one.
I’ll Try though..
At long last, the Palestinians send Yasser on his final journey.
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The second runner up for the Ansari X Prize.
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Porta-John® Systems raises the stakes in the world of drag racing, with their sponsorship of Rich Hanna’s new alcohol fueled Jet Funny Car.
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Porta-Potty, Inc., in an attempt to win new business, demonstrates its experimental “Crawford Chili Express” Model to the Department of Defense.
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John Smith, 26, was the first contestant outed in the annual Castle Siege contest for violating the rules. Smith was cited for using a “non-traditional siege tower.”
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Insurgents test new suicide vehicle.
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Sometimes, lighting a match is just not a good idea.
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… and sometimes simple ideas are the best, one of the better captions up there McGehee. (but I’m not judging this one.)
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Captain! Me engines can’t take much more of this. We need more Beefareeno, and that soon.
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Barbra Streisand was serious about nobody taking a peek at her toney Malibu digs – out house and all.
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AP BREAKING: Though their aspirations are high, the budget for the India Space Program is a tad bit low. The included photo shows a rocket test with the premier Indian Flatunaut, “Beans Bindharvi.”
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The George Soros vote recount machine : simply post completed ballot for Bush in slot at front and press button marked “whoosh”.
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If you’ve ever had a relative perish right after proclaiming, “Hey Y’all, Watch this!” You just may be a redneck.
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It was widely held that the Irish Space Shuttle would have had a better chance of attaining orbit if O’Hoolihan had not purloined the balloon into which all the hot air should have flowed.
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In the moment just before the outhouse went over the cliff, Billy Ray had time to curse the new “No Smoking” policy at this year’s Watchouga Flats Championship Bean Eating Contest.
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It had long been Rodney’s dream to ride to Valhalla in the traditional glorious path. Alas, his were a humble people, conquering little more than the Topeka Port-a-potty market.
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For all those wondering whatever became of Ted Kozinsky’s cabin…..
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Formula 451 racing
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Star Wars scientists test design for new Martian explorer. Results, critics say, are pretty much as expected.
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In caption contests, sometimes understatement just isn’t a good idea.
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Formula 451 racing
LOL!
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The Terlingua Chili Cook-Off Champions’ hopes of branching out to win the Chatanika Outhouse Races this spring, were dashed when the first test run resulted in tragedy.
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Four wheeling with Teareeeeza-Heinz-Kerry.
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The Americanized version of Quidditch tended to make earlier versions of the game look quite tame indeed.
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Look at him.
Lurch.
Finally,in forward motion.
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He picked her up on the way to Tucson. He knew she would be hot. Oh Lord, Oh Lordy, Oh Lordy God Almighty. Yep, she was hot.
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Damn, Mabel, when yer hot, yer HOT!
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In the olden days, before the invention of eruptions, Hot lava had to be driven down the mountain in a Porta-Vulcan 2000 and thrown on the unsuspecting villagers. While faster than the bucket brigade this still took a lot of time.
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Oprah and her production team figured that this time the tax authorities would be keeping their distance.
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Coming to a cable channel near you: “Junkyard Wars–Extreme Outhouses Edition!”
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“Don’t worry Boss Hogg, this’ll catch the General Lee.”
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Did I miss the judging?
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