Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“You know skyscrapers are EVIL, don’t you dear?”
“Wow everyone… even she can name three government agencies without stumbling!”
Ten percent of your legos are now mine!!!
“Wait, you built this without government money?”
Obama discovers a shovel ready project.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers – The Democrat version.
oops, I pooped
Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. When you wake up you will be another brainwashed Obamazombie.
Wow! You are in a unionized Government school and you can actually read.
Somebody better find the teleprompter. Now!
You better put your lunch money on the table here right now. Do I look like I’m kidding?
“You built this without getting the required government permits? Tear this sucker down now!”
I think this already wins ;
“Wow! That’s really great! May I now see your construction permit, code certifications, and fair labor certificate?”
“You got hired to do debate prep for Perry? He really does know how to create jobs after all…”
“And then the tax fairy came and too ALL the blocks away, just to make it fair.”
“I can’t believe that they aren’t candy, either!”
And so begins the first debate of the general presidential election season.
Obama: “…and just think; for building this you’ll get paid the “prevailing wage” under the Davis-Bacon Act!”
All your block are belong to me.
You ever hear of posse comitatus? I said give me the block, NOW.
I mixed my legos with Mr. potato head and the shit blew up!!!!
“So you built this in South Carolina with non-union labor? Tear it down!”
Hey, Kid, want some stimulus?
Obama practices his Cain impression.
“Did you pay union wages when you built that?”
“I see you’ve been listening in sex ed class.”
Obama: “Hey, little girl. Want some jellybeans? Get in the car with me!”
Obama: “Whaddya mean it’s NOT a government building?”
Obama: :You mean I can haz Legos?”
“And after we do Wall Street, we’ll put some little protesters down here, OK?”
You don’t know I killed Bin Laden?
“You want it? The property taxes are killing me.”
The President reacts to finding kindergartner Amy Choo’s Lego sculpture occupying his seat.
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