Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, November 14, 2011
Cirque du Soleil presents its first Islamic themed show – “Terrorismo”.
Doing ‘YMCA’ in a non-Roman alphabet is a bitch…
An accident at the Iranian nuclear program leads to the creation of The Amazing Spider Imam
Irania soldiers know they can’t best the American military but they’re taking a shot at The Flying Wallendas.
The Republican Debates reach new heights of ridiculousness.
Congressmen dance to the tune of corporate lobbyists as they dig for campaign finance gold.
No, they’re not members of the Iranian Army land force academy. Clearly anyone can see they’re with the AIR force!
Republican candidates are finding that dealing with the liberal press is a real balancing act.
The deadline is coming down to the wire but members of the Supercommittee are still all over the place.
Okay, now you’re just showing off. I mean really, under what combat situation is that ever going to be useful?
Yousef, can you explain why we are stringing these Christmas lights; I thought we were Muslim? You didn’t get the memo, Amir?
Dish Network’s school of advanced troubleshooting.
Chevy Volt customer service team in action.
“Sure they told us to get ‘wired’, but I’m beginning to think that maybe we took the command a bit too literally.”
A boost of Western ennui helped Team Iran overcome a resurgent Team Cuba to capture its unprecedented fourth-straight Gold Medal in Olympic Election Rigging.
The seach for something, anything at all for Doug Mataconis to knock Palin Bachmann Cain continues.
Rodney, it has been fun. Thanks for all the opportunities to let my imagination run wild.
Eric Holder and his DOJ trying to get above the “Fast & Furious” scandal
Syrian reinvents the Political Prison.
The Occupy Ankra Movement reaches new heights in activism.
Geller an company renew protests against mosque construction within Ground Zero area… in Hawaii.
Finally an answer to that age old question… How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb.
“It’s fun to stay at the ﺐﺘﺱﺱﺟﺋﺌ . . . “
A CMA tribute to Glen Campbell you did not see due to so-called time constraints: An interpretive high wire dance performance by the current Wichita linemen – Gainful employment formally held by card-carrying American union and nonunion members alike, because a high tide raises all boats? Positions now outsourced to the Iranians, or whoever [insert name here].
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Finally, the little green Army Men from Toy Story get their own gig, as members of Iran’s ballistic missile early warning system.
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Caption Contest Winners
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