Monday, January 22, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
The first of many in a series
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
I don’t know as any comment I make would be nearly as funny as the reality of the situation.
Hillary: “It’s my turn, dammit! It’s my turn!!!”
Obama: “Pipe down, lady. If you wanted to take turns you shoulda been a Republican.”
Oh yeah? Well, before she changed it, her middle name was Imelda!
Hillary: I wish I hadn’t stayed up all night drinking, do I have a wicked hang-over.
I knew I should have worn MY blue dress!
Hilary Rodham wonders why Muslims always set their sights on Jews, even if she’s only half-Jewish.
Obama is clearly a political novice; he hasn’t learned the “watch your back” lesson yet!
Obama! Obama, Obama bo Bobama
Bonana fanna fo Fobama
Fee fy mo Mobama, Obama!
Come on everybody! I say now let’s play a game……
Hillary laments how quickly the country has forgotten that Bill was the first black President of the United States.
Hillary muses that, had Obama been Bill’s intern and Lewinsky her Democratic opponent, history would look very different.
Hillary contemplates Obama’s ears as love handles.
I’ll be damned if this sweet talkin’ cuppa coffee with cream is gonna be America’s second black president.
(And you KNOW whatimtalkinbout)
Old & Cold Meets New & True-Blue
Hillary: Oh No, I think I just had an Obamagasm….
Hillary prepares to pounce as Obama loses focus.
Man, if he were only an intern.
Hillary: I find your lack of faith disturbing . . .
Hmmmm, I wonder if another suicide would be too much?
Hillary: (Thinking)”Hmmm, now if I can just pin that jelly roll caper on him I’m all set.”
“I am smiling.”
Obama: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have hypnotised Hillary and she is under my power.”
“Damn, he’s good-looking, charismatic, eloquent and could end up being the first black president. I can’t believe I’m gonna be running against my husband!”
1) Song playing through both of their heads, REM’s End of the World (“…..It’s the End of the World and we know it…..”)
2) John Stewart doing voiceover of the film footage, “…and the ammount of executive experience in this room can fill a Dixie Cup!”
3) Obama, “..and I’ve noticed that you twenty people here with me have forty left hands…”
Sheee… I’M more black than HE is!
Trust me ladies, he’s no magic man if you know what I mean.
Sure he’s young, glib and charismatic. But I’ve got a stick up my *ss.
Pretty boy, I sh*t bigger than you.
Cross me Obama and you get to find out what really happened to Vince Foster.
Hillary – “Obama, Don’t call me Yo, Mama.”
Hillary: “Anyone know of any grassy knolls around here?”
Once again Hillary feels the presidency sliding through her fingers.
It looks like Hillary has been hanging out with Teddy Kennedy to much recently. That glossed over look to the eyes….. 😉
“This is just great! What next for diversity sake? Maybe some Hispanic guy deciding HE would make a terrific president?!”
I borrow one little African proverb for a book title and now I got an African kid in “MY village.”
Hillary suddenly realized it was a mistake to do like everyone else and project her dreams onto Obama’s blank slate.
“I’ll take Philandering Husbands for $500 Alex.”
“God,” Hillary thought to herself, “is Harold Ford ever going to finish.”
Obama: “Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, and fill me from the crown to the toe top-full of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood, stop up th’access and passage to remorse, stat no compunctious visitings of nature shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between th’ effect and it.”
Clinton (sotto voce): “Damn, he stole my lines.”
What’s black and white, and red all over?
(Not a caption contest entry…) Read the Reuters caption and imagine how it might have appeared for Elizabeth Dole and Alan Keyes.
Hillary: Hmmm, must remember to pick up some hanging chads from Staples.
Hillary: “I wonder if I can get in touch with the killer in that other caption contest…?”
“If Hillary doesn’t get the presidency, she might get a Lifetime Academy Award for all those times …”
Damn, just like Bill, Obama’s sucking all the oxygen from the room.
Fast Eddie(weena) silently ground her teeth watching Vincent steal the title.
Hillary, trying to kill Obama…WITH HER MIND!
Hillary thought bubble:
“Sheeeyit! I’ve got @ss wrinkles older than him!”
Hillary Clinton positioning herself to insert the knife.
The casting for the latest Broadway run of “Harold and Maude” raised many an eyebrow.
“O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on.”
In his press conference, Senator Obama talked of the need to help the poor of this country, getting out of Iraq, and making healthcare affordable for all…while in the background, Hillary kept humming the refrain from “Brown Sugar” by the Stones.
Mama & Obama
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