Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

The first of many in a series

brought to you by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006

((Jonathan Ernst/Reuters))

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    I don’t know as any comment I make would be nearly as funny as the reality of the situation.


  2. McGehee says:

    Hillary: “It’s my turn, dammit! It’s my turn!!!”

    Obama: “Pipe down, lady. If you wanted to take turns you shoulda been a Republican.”

  3. Oh yeah? Well, before she changed it, her middle name was Imelda!

  4. elliot says:

    Hillary: I wish I hadn’t stayed up all night drinking, do I have a wicked hang-over.

  5. LJD says:

    I knew I should have worn MY blue dress!

  6. Maggie says:

    Hilary Rodham wonders why Muslims always set their sights on Jews, even if she’s only half-Jewish.

  7. Maggie says:

    Obama is clearly a political novice; he hasn’t learned the “watch your back” lesson yet!

  8. elliot says:

    Obama! Obama, Obama bo Bobama
    Bonana fanna fo Fobama
    Fee fy mo Mobama, Obama!
    Come on everybody! I say now let’s play a game……

  9. Maggie says:

    Hillary laments how quickly the country has forgotten that Bill was the first black President of the United States.

  10. Anderson says:

    Hillary muses that, had Obama been Bill’s intern and Lewinsky her Democratic opponent, history would look very different.

  11. Hillary contemplates Obama’s ears as love handles.

  12. Randall says:

    I’ll be damned if this sweet talkin’ cuppa coffee with cream is gonna be America’s second black president.

    (And you KNOW whatimtalkinbout)

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    Old & Cold Meets New & True-Blue

  14. SgtFluffy says:

    Hillary: Oh No, I think I just had an Obamagasm….

  15. Kent G. Budge says:

    Hillary prepares to pounce as Obama loses focus.

  16. Caliban Darklock says:

    Man, if he were only an intern.

  17. Gollum says:

    Obama: Cgggh-ghgg-ghghg-ghg

    Hillary: I find your lack of faith disturbing . . .

  18. Timmer says:

    Hmmmm, I wonder if another suicide would be too much?

  19. Rodney Dill says:

    Hillary: (Thinking)”Hmmm, now if I can just pin that jelly roll caper on him I’m all set.”

  20. “I am smiling.”

  21. elliot says:

    Obama: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have hypnotised Hillary and she is under my power.”

  22. DaveD says:

    “Damn, he’s good-looking, charismatic, eloquent and could end up being the first black president. I can’t believe I’m gonna be running against my husband!”

  23. Scott_T says:

    1) Song playing through both of their heads, REM’s End of the World (“…..It’s the End of the World and we know it…..”)

    2) John Stewart doing voiceover of the film footage, “…and the ammount of executive experience in this room can fill a Dixie Cup!”

    3) Obama, “..and I’ve noticed that you twenty people here with me have forty left hands…”

  24. LJD says:

    Sheee… I’M more black than HE is!

  25. Trust me ladies, he’s no magic man if you know what I mean.

  26. Sure he’s young, glib and charismatic. But I’ve got a stick up my *ss.

  27. Pretty boy, I sh*t bigger than you.

  28. Cross me Obama and you get to find out what really happened to Vince Foster.

  29. Hodink says:

    Hillary – “Obama, Don’t call me Yo, Mama.”

  30. Gollum says:

    Hillary: “Anyone know of any grassy knolls around here?”

  31. Gollum says:

    Once again Hillary feels the presidency sliding through her fingers.

  32. Scott_T says:

    It looks like Hillary has been hanging out with Teddy Kennedy to much recently. That glossed over look to the eyes….. 😉

  33. DaveD says:

    “This is just great! What next for diversity sake? Maybe some Hispanic guy deciding HE would make a terrific president?!”

  34. Maggie says:

    I borrow one little African proverb for a book title and now I got an African kid in “MY village.”

  35. Hillary suddenly realized it was a mistake to do like everyone else and project her dreams onto Obama’s blank slate.

  36. “I’ll take Philandering Husbands for $500 Alex.”

  37. “God,” Hillary thought to herself, “is Harold Ford ever going to finish.”

  38. Obama: “Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, and fill me from the crown to the toe top-full of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood, stop up th’access and passage to remorse, stat no compunctious visitings of nature shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between th’ effect and it.”
    Clinton (sotto voce): “Damn, he stole my lines.”

  39. What’s black and white, and red all over?

  40. (Not a caption contest entry…) Read the Reuters caption and imagine how it might have appeared for Elizabeth Dole and Alan Keyes.

  41. elliot says:

    Hillary: Hmmm, must remember to pick up some hanging chads from Staples.

  42. McGehee says:

    Hillary: “I wonder if I can get in touch with the killer in that other caption contest…?”

  43. Ingress says:

    “If Hillary doesn’t get the presidency, she might get a Lifetime Academy Award for all those times …”

  44. Maggie says:

    Damn, just like Bill, Obama’s sucking all the oxygen from the room.

  45. Cowboy Blob says:

    Chocolate Thunder-Thief!

  46. Ragnell says:

    Fast Eddie(weena) silently ground her teeth watching Vincent steal the title.

  47. FormerHostage says:

    Hillary, trying to kill Obama…WITH HER MIND!

  48. FormerHostage says:

    Hillary thought bubble:
    “Sheeeyit! I’ve got @ss wrinkles older than him!”

  49. FormerHostage says:

    Hillary Clinton positioning herself to insert the knife.

  50. FormerHostage says:

    The casting for the latest Broadway run of “Harold and Maude” raised many an eyebrow.

  51. FormerHostage says:

    “O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on.”

    William Shakespeare

  52. FormerHostage says:

    In his press conference, Senator Obama talked of the need to help the poor of this country, getting out of Iraq, and making healthcare affordable for all…while in the background, Hillary kept humming the refrain from “Brown Sugar” by the Stones.

  53. aravella says:

    Mama & Obama