Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    * Product testing for the world’s first 50kw cell phone did not go well.

    * The protests outside the Denver convention melted away when they caught a glimpse of the people inside the conention.

    * The effect, apparently, of eating Tribbles

    * Mutants for nuclear power!

    * Eating uranium makes me feel funny, sZfOom glowingly.

    * Teenage Mutant Ninja Technical Writers

    * Proof that Neo-Liberals glow in the dark.

  2. Boltwan says:

    – Ron Paul’s stalwart fans unmasked!

    – Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid reach out to new demographics to raise their approval ratings.

    – It’s official, the Democratic National Convention in Denver is now beyond parody.

    – Despite the success of the latest Batman movie, the bottom of the barrel is being scraped for any potential villains for the next movie.

  3. Rachel Edith says:

    “Huh? I musta read it wrong. I thought the ad said you were looking for a female president of vice!”

  4. John425 says:

    Fearing Bosnian sniper fire from afar, Obama arrives in Bagdad incognito.

    The mayor of San Francisco previews his Halloween costume.

    Keith Olbermann as “Worst Person in the World!!

  5. yetanotherjohn says:

    Participants at this years Netroots Nation continue to make the case that “they are the mainstream” of America.

    Even when you don’t have to ask, it is sometimes preferable that they also don’t tell you about it.

    With the addition of their Red and Green opening act, the Blues men now can create all the colors.

    Soylent green is now also available in red.

    A spokesperson for the family reiterated how proud they are of their daughter’s creative talents.

    The case against SETI.

  6. John425 says:

    President Obama declares National Transgender Day.

  7. William d'Inger says:

    Aliens spies have it easy at costume parties.

  8. elliot says:

    I guess you didn’t get the memo…It’s casual “red” day.

  9. Dyre42 says:

    The Green Party’s presidential nominee(seen here) is also the author of the tell all book “Captain Kirk: Exposed”.

  10. DL says:

    Obama announces his VP pick – selected to please the women, the greens, the reds, and a cinch to win California for him.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Hillary: “Bill!?! Where did you get the green dye all over the front of your pants?”

  12. “What Madonna And A-Rod Do Behind Closed Doors.”

  13. John425 says:

    Michelle Obama after one too many Mojitos!

  14. Timmer says:

    I didn’t know Bjork had a new album out.