Outside the Beltway

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1. Bithead says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 09:07

   * Product testing for the world’s first 50kw cell phone did not go well.

   * The protests outside the Denver convention melted away when they caught a glimpse of the people inside the conention.

   * The effect, apparently, of eating Tribbles

   * Mutants for nuclear power!

   * Eating uranium makes me feel funny, sZfOom glowingly.

   * Teenage Mutant Ninja Technical Writers

   * Proof that Neo-Liberals glow in the dark.
2. Boltwan says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 10:57

   – Ron Paul’s stalwart fans unmasked!

   – Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid reach out to new demographics to raise their approval ratings.

   – It’s official, the Democratic National Convention in Denver is now beyond parody.

   – Despite the success of the latest Batman movie, the bottom of the barrel is being scraped for any potential villains for the next movie.
3. Rachel Edith says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 11:15

   “Huh? I musta read it wrong. I thought the ad said you were looking for a female president of vice!”
4. John425 says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 12:13

   Fearing Bosnian sniper fire from afar, Obama arrives in Bagdad incognito.

   The mayor of San Francisco previews his Halloween costume.

   Keith Olbermann as “Worst Person in the World!!
5. yetanotherjohn says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 13:05

   Participants at this years Netroots Nation continue to make the case that “they are the mainstream” of America.

   Even when you don’t have to ask, it is sometimes preferable that they also don’t tell you about it.

   With the addition of their Red and Green opening act, the Blues men now can create all the colors.

   Soylent green is now also available in red.

   A spokesperson for the family reiterated how proud they are of their daughter’s creative talents.

   The case against SETI.
6. John425 says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 16:42

   President Obama declares National Transgender Day.
7. William d'Inger says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 17:53

   Aliens spies have it easy at costume parties.
8. elliot says:
   Monday, 21 July 2008 at 20:59

   I guess you didn’t get the memo…It’s casual “red” day.
9. Dyre42 says:
   Tuesday, 22 July 2008 at 01:10

   The Green Party’s presidential nominee(seen here) is also the author of the tell all book “Captain Kirk: Exposed”.
10. DL says:
    Tuesday, 22 July 2008 at 06:32

    Obama announces his VP pick – selected to please the women, the greens, the reds, and a cinch to win California for him.
11. rodney dill says:
    Tuesday, 22 July 2008 at 07:12

    Hillary: “Bill!?! Where did you get the green dye all over the front of your pants?”
12. radio free fred says:
    Tuesday, 22 July 2008 at 07:34

    “What Madonna And A-Rod Do Behind Closed Doors.”
13. John425 says:
    Tuesday, 22 July 2008 at 13:18

    Michelle Obama after one too many Mojitos!
14. Timmer says:
    Thursday, 24 July 2008 at 02:18

    I didn’t know Bjork had a new album out.