American Idol: Gay Porn Version

IDOL BOSSES LEAP TO ACTION AS GAY PORN VERSION SURFACES

The bosses of AMERICAN IDOL have leapt to action, after learning of a gay porn version of the talent search show. The video, AMERICAN PORN STAR, is a “talent contest” which features three judges, and a “competition” involving hardcore gay sex. The show is hosted by JASON SECHREST, who uses expressions and mannerisms similar to original Idol host RYAN SEACREST.

Seacrest says, “I had to legally go after someone who was doing an ‘American Idol’ porn. And I was host of the porn! And the guy’s name was Seacrest, and he had blond spiky hair. “The only difference was, instead of a microphone, he was holding something else.”

Too funny.

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Comments

  1. triticale says:

    Do I understand correctly that “leaping into action is exactly what these competitors were judged on?