Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, June 8, 2006 · 3 comments

The May Remorse Be With You Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Winners:

First: Michael Demmons – Yo, Luke? Who yo daddy is?

Second: McGehee – “Luke, there’s something more you need to know…”

Third: McCain – Liberals celebrate Intergalactic Diversity Day.

Honorable Mention:

radio free fred – “My Asteroid Belt Is Too Tight!!!!!”

Gollum – Say what you want, at least we’re not Lordi.

FormerHostage – May the Farce be with you.

Darklock – Skyyyyyyyyyrockets in flight… afternoon delight…

FreakyBoy – Lando is seduced by the Dark Side’s All You Can Eat Buffet.

Hit Single Award

Roger – It was 20 years ago today
Vader taught the band to play
There’s one thing he wants Luke to know
I’m your daddy, yo
Please join the Dark Side today, today!
(With apologies to Lennon/McCartney)

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Ancient Weapons and Hokey Religions are no match for a Billy Preston hit single. (Preston RIP 2006)

Darth puts the Soul in the Solar System.

After the Cantina Band broke up Darth went Solo.

Darth didn’t make American Idol, but that mind control trick worked just fine on Paula Abdul, if ya know what I mean.

Now I wanna see y’all on y’all baddest behavior
Gimme some suga’, I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid Picture, shake it, shake it
Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it
(Shake it Suga’) shake it like a Poloroid Picture – (Outkast)

The Thursday contest has taken flight.