Caption Contest
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
(Jason Reed/Reuters)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(Jason Reed/Reuters)
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Rove finally gets his Taco Bell order and is ‘Good to Go’
Keep your day job…..
Walk like and Egyptian….
The worst part was when he did that Michael Jackson crotch grab(TM)
Rove doing Chuck Norris doing a Jedi Master.
Well. It’s clear that Rove is NOT the first black Deputy Chief of Staff.
Rove: “No, seriously, it’s funnier when I’m wearing a grass skirt and a coconut bra.”
Folks! I think it was funny. Stop your bitching.
King Tut.
“Observe: at no time do the fingers ever leave the hand.”
“Now experience the awesome power of the Dark Side.”
::thinking::
“God, my manicure looks so good that I want to touch myself right now.”
Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot BUNCH! Daylight come and me wanna go home!
Karl Rove mocks Joe Wilson: “I call this one the Perp Walk!”
Karl’s portrayal of Saruman was unconvincing.
SLEEP! SLEEP! When you awaken, you will vote REpublican and remember nothing of this. and you will cluck like a chicken.
Karl Rove, proving that he indeed remembers the “Super Bowl Shuffle.”
OR
Rove demonstrates how he was able to get confessions out of Gitmo detainees.
OR
New on video: “Rove Gone Wild.”
Rove reveals that he is Donald Rumsfeld’s secret apprentice, the chosen one initiated into the fine art of Rummy-Fu
Sting like a butterfly, float like a bee.
1) Karl Rove fails the audition to be Vanna White’s replacement. (Your hands are supposed to be palm-up dumbass! was what the producer actually told him).
2) “Welcome u’all, I’m MC Karl bringing this house down, and there’s DJ Georgie on the 1’s and 2’s….”
Don King introduces his latest fighter, the Great White GOP.
“These aren’t the indictments you’re looking for.”
Ben Franklin cuts a mean rug.
Karl Rove fell out of the limbo competition with the bar set at 5’9″.
His magical incantation produced a little head, which was exactly what he had asked for, only, well …
Karl gestures how much taller Nancy Pelosi is than George Bush.
“Say…, my brother Yortuk and I, we really enjoy the American disco music! So, to show you how swinging we are, and how much we love it, we’re going to dance for you and your big American breasts now! With you, by putting some music on the jukebox!”
Karl Rove had a little too much mulled wine at the Fitzmas celebration.
“Whoa, and what have we here? Is that Joe Wilson and his hot babe of a wife, Valerie Plame, sitting in the dark over there? Oops! Guess I wasn’t supposed to ‘recognize’ them if you catch my drift!”
“I’m so good at what I do that – and I’ll bet you didn’t know this, but the ship is sinking so we might as well let it out – George W is actually this short. He’s shorter than Tom Cruise, shorter than Bogart. Suckers.”
DJ Rove, now available for Bar Mitzvahs and hotel lounges.
After seeing Karl dance, Pelosi and Reid decided to reach out to blue dog democrats in congress by introducing legislation to expand affirmative action to pasty white boys and dancing.
I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown.
Margaret Atwood (1939 – )
Karl Rove showed he had what it takes and upped the political stakes by saying he would leverage ‘votefortheworst’ and win ‘American Idol 2009’ if republicans did not take back both houses of congress in 2008.
Some criticized the Fitzgerald plea bargain that allowed Karl to skate on the charges as being ‘cruel and unusual punishment’ for the rest of us.
“Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.†Oscar Wilde
“But sometimes the ridicule is really deserved.” Yetanotherjohn
“No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.†Aristotle
“The puppet show lacked humour.”
Rove demonstrates his crying brine shrimp style kung-fu.
“Friggin’ idiots.”
Karl just couldn’t nail down the new ‘Soul Handshake‘
“And then I did one of these and *POOF* Pelosi leaves town to party with Abbas!”
Despite blatant pandering to the judges, Karl Rove failed to make Out magazine’s list of the 50 most powerful gay men and women of America.
The man has got the skills to pay the bills…just not as a dancer.
Karl Rove introducing someone: “And here we have George Bush with his lastest song after meeting with Congresswoman Pelosi and Senator Reid singing ‘My Lumps’…