Caption Contest
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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“These aren’t the presidents you’re looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.”
Wait … you mean that’s not Lucas? … Hmm. Then how ’bout:
“These aren’t the presidents you’re looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.”
Thanks for moving that “You must be this high…” sign.
“Borrrrrn to be wiiiiiild!”
Just for giggles, George and Laura re-enact the chase scene from “Bullitt”
1) Thank God it’s not a Segway and their assassination attempt they tried against the President.
2) Practicing before going on the Autotopia at DisneyWorld on their vacation.
3) The magic is lost when you can see inside the clown car. (That’s for any resident far-lefty here) 😀
Bush: Hey Luiz….Isn’t that Pelosi up ahead?
Silva: I believe so.
Bush: hehe…watch this….
Sorry about the golf cart, Luiz. Pelosi had my presidential motorcade trimmed down over “budget issues” after my public criticism of her trip to terrorist-supporting Syria last week. You OK back there Mr. Secret Service Agent?
Asked about rumors that Saddam Hussein was not executed, but rather spirited away to the U.S. where he became his caddy, President Bush told reporters, “America would never allow itself to become a haven for ex-dictators. Now watch this putt. –Saddie! My 9-iron!”
Watch me beat the crap out of Laura.
“So, Luizi-peezi, when you go home, a girl named Pelosi may want to visit you. Just tell her that you already talked to the “incompetent” President of The united States about stuff.”
“Okay, How may mulligans is Clinton gonna take?”
“My favorite? Play Station 3 – Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. I’ll ditch Laura and we can go play.”
These danged hybrids ain’t worth a sh…..
Ten years after leaving office the ex-president is seen entering the expressway at the wheel of one of the “new ” Gore-caddylacs!
“After things calm down, we’re gonna run Laura in ’12. She’s back there practicing her presidential wave now.”
Excuse me, but can you direct us to Tiger Woods? We’re a bit lost.
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Bush is forced to turn around and drive back to the motorcade when the club members at Augusta National refuse to let his wife on the club grounds.
Luiz delightedly stumbles upon “Porn Stash One.”
Luiz: (thinking) “Heh, well, I guess there’s no ‘weapons of mass destruction’ in THERE.”
President Bush: This is everything, ain’t it? This is the choice it comes down to — this is our immortality.
Luiz Silva: You don’t need to be thinking immortality — you need to be thinking, “hit the 7 iron!”
“We’re gonna extend military tours of duty for 20 more years – 3 months at a time. Of course, I’ll stay on as Commander in Chief.”
The President and Mrs Bush enjoy their day on the set of Caddy Shack.
“Nope, nope. Sorry. I drive ever since Cheney creamed my mother in the 5th fairway.”
The Motorcade was fine until a lone golfer teed off from the grassy knoll.
“Rich white guy Pimping” 101: Always make sure your b*tch keeps her cart at least 20 paces behind.