Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Bush: “Lets cut to the chase, no matter how this turns out, I’ll say i’m wanting a paternity test and you two say you don’t want one…that will buy us a day or two before the media covers us like a blanket”
GDub: “awe shoot…that answered that qusetion. Misty..don’t look but you’ve got a stray “whisker” sneakin’ out of your kini”
Misty & Kerri: “Mr. President, we are afraid you may need to intervene in the war in Georgia..errr…the one in Europe. We notice McCain is coming out with staunch rhetoric and Obama has already nuanced his stance. Oh, and you do realize it’s just a matter of time before the MSM is going to pile on you for being here during the outbreak…like when you were reading to the chillllldren at the time of the 9/11 attacks”
Bush: “Awe dang…there’s Laura”
Girl with ball: You can play, Mr. President. Can you fit into one of these bikinis?
Dubya: Sure can! You haven’t seen me in the oval office when no one is around.
Three asses.
Wait here, Girls. I’ll go get my speedo…
Bush: “Hey gals, you ready for the games?. Yer lookin’ a little gangly from the front…yall need to run over there and get some dog on a stick”.
GDub: “yall stayin’ loose?. If it helps we can play a game of bush-no bush. I’ll start, Kerri’s on deck. OK, Bush”.
Helen Thomas in a bikini, Helen Thomas in a bikini, Helen Thomas……I’m going to be sick.
“Listen girls,”
“I know Bill Clinton said “Serve it up,” but he was not talking about volley ball.”
It’s good to be president.
Look, we reserved the court. Your not even dressed to play. Can you just please leave?
I will not look down. I will not look down. I will not look down.
If hooter’s is a titty bar for Baptists, then the olympics is their porn channel.
Kin-eye-git a woof woof?
Once you’ve had Dub …. there’s no goin’ back.
Drill here.
Am I stuttering? I didn’t really notice.
Nike … just do it.
Bush: “WHEW…I was just overcome with the hook in that Shaq rap video”
“We appreciate you’re thinking about staying busy after next January and we’re flattered by the interest Mr. President but this is not like major league baseball. You can’t just walk in and buy a beach volley ball team. And even if you could we’re not sure ‘I like the uniforms’ would be a good reason.”
Bush: “OK. It’s 3rd and long. Misty-you break right, I’ll fake a punt, and Kerri, you…”
Bush: “Wow! Wedgies sure look better on you than they do on Cheney.”
Bush: “Remember girls-with these wily Chinese it’s always strategery, strategery, and more strategery!”
“Believe me ladies, you’re not the only ones with wedgies out here today …”
“You girls need a Democratic Potus for that.”
Bush: Remember the old Chinese proverb, girls; Confucious say: “Never let sand get in cracks”.
Don’t worry, girls, I’m not that President.
…yeah, but my daughters can drink you under the table!
We know it’s got lots of sun and sand, Mr. President, but Riyadh is not on our schedule.
G: “..so, technically…if your wedding ring comes off during a match does that mean you are temporarily…never mind.”
Bush: “Win, lose or draw…both of your wedgies look PHENOMENAL on that giant HD tv over there…”
The photographer strategically positioned Keri Walsh to spare the president any further embarrassment.
Hey Keri, play Misty for me.
I’m sorry, I’ve got Georgia on my mind.
Hey, there’s one Bush between the three of us.
The president keeps trying to push his ring off with his thumb, but unsuccessfully.
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
President: So you’re saying we can cut down on that pesky methane just by clenching…. I see. Oh, I see.
Is that you, Dick?
“I’m sorry, I’ve got Georgia on my mind.”
DAMMIT….grrrr
Dubya: “I think I have a party in my pants.”
CIC: “Oh say can I see by the dawn’s early light!”
Why does Karl keep asking for Spakle??
My Eyes are looking straight ahead, not down, not down, not down.
Hey Ms. Walsh, is that “W” on yer backside fer someone we both know?
“Yes sir, there is crying in volleyball, but its usually the other team.”
A lewinsky? No, not yet …. but then I thought the Chinese took dog off the menu in Bejing, during the games.
Bush – “I’m retiring from my day job soon. Either of you wanna play mixed doubles volleyball in the next Olympics with me?”