Outside the Beltway

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1. markm says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 07:14

   At what was supposed to be a ceremonial puck drop at a Flyers/Rangers game, the southpaw Republican VP candidate Sarahcuda Palin decided to unveil her plans for border enforcement by dropping the mittens with Scott Gomez. After a few roundhouse lefts by Palin the scuffle was broken up.
2. Fence says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 08:55

   Now substituting at right wing, rookie Sarah Palin.

   By the way, did anyone notice that the Rangers captain shaking hands with her is Scotty Gomez, the most famous hockey player ever from Alaska?
3. Timmer says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 09:44

   Can I call you “Mommy?”
4. Our Paul says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 09:48

   Give me a hug mom, they cut off all my hair!!!
5. Kenny says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 10:11

   “Lipstick.

   “There ya go.”
6. Michael says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 10:15

   Palin: “Of course I’m qualified to captain the team, I can see hockey games from my house”.

   Palin in a later stump speech: “I said ‘Thanks, but no thanks’ to that warm reception in Philidelphia”.
7. elliot says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 10:38

   Sarah Palin, Hi. I’m here to randomly drug test you athletes. Can you pee in this cup for me?
8. Anderson says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 10:42

   “Ms. Fey, I just wanted you to know that Baby Mama is, like, my favorite movie EVER.”
9. Triumph says:
   Monday, 13 October 2008 at 10:55

   Palin shows her true anti-American colours by honouring the Canadian national sport.
10. Elmo says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 11:01

    Roll out the barrel, we’re having a barrel of fun
    Roll out the barrel, we’ve got the blue states on the run
    Zing boom tararrel, ring out the boos and the raspberry cheer
    Now’s the time to roll out the barrel, for the lib ding dongs are all here
11. Elmo says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 11:05

    Are we gunna kick lib butt? You betcha ….

    My lipstick? … Guerlain of course … why do you ask?
12. Elmo says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 11:22

    Well Governor, the main difference between the pro’s and Pop Warner is of course … the beer. In fact tonight is Obama Night. Everyone in attendance wearing an Obama button, gets two free thirty two ouncers!
13. John425 says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 11:39

    “Puck-er up Guv!”
14. John425 says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 15:57

    Sarah: “Hey guys, Obama calls this game “ice-puckey”! What a tool!”
15. Rachel Edith says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 19:20

    “No mam. I said, ‘Puck’ but hey …”
16. Bandit says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 19:25

    That’s gonna melt a hole in the ice.
17. Bithead says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 19:54

    The resulting brawl drew Palin a five minute major.
18. G.A.Phillips says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 22:22

    Mean and violent supporters at the rally? It’s a hockey game you Pansy ass liberal hack artists!!!!
19. Chadzilla says:
    Monday, 13 October 2008 at 23:46

    AAAAHHHH!!! Make ‘er let go!!! My hand!!! AAAAHHH!!!
20. Cowboy Blob says:
    Tuesday, 14 October 2008 at 00:11

    Sarah was only a headbutt away from Philadelphia Immortality.
21. Wyatt Earp says:
    Tuesday, 14 October 2008 at 11:20

    Richards: “Come on, wardrobe malfunction!”

    (Oh and Triumph: The National Sport of Canada is actually Lacrosse.)
22. Hodink says:
    Wednesday, 15 October 2008 at 09:23

    “Are you Sarah or Tina? I get confused.”