Outside the Beltway

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1. DL says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 06:42

   Jay, I want to take this opportunity to tell America that Chrissy Matthews and I are getting married.

   Listen carefully folks – can you hear the space ship coming?

   So I said to Sarah, while waiting for the debates, “nice hair, is that done with plugs too?

   I told Obama, “God sakes man” there are only 54 states….”

   Just think Jay, if Obamba passes away or something, I get JFK’s little black book.
2. DL says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 06:44

   I know New Jersey Jay and if you look it up on my office map -it’s only about this big.
3. Maggie Mama says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 08:01

   The walls of my soon-to-be “undisclosed location” are this thick and I’m told they’ll even have some extra padding for my protection.
4. markm says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 08:26

   V.P. elect: “Ladies and gentlemen…mark my words…January 21st will be a test for our young President…..and I predict it will be this big”
5. markm says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 08:37

   Jay: “Now, VP elect Biden, I hear you do a real mean impersonation of the robot from Lost in Space..can you do a little bit for us?”
6. Peacenik says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 08:58

   Now look, the Gaza strip is only this wide. There is not much left, and the Palestinians deserve a place to call home too. Don’t you think the Israeli’s have taken enough!
7. Rachel Edith says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 08:58

   “Look, Joe Six-Pack was named after me. I used to have a frumpy look. I exude backwater dingbat. I pander and sloganeer and drop-my-g’s. And watch this honey! I can pageant-walk while wearin’ my lipstick on a pig hockey mom smile.” (wink)*

   *Help from HuffPo
8. Bithead says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 11:04

   Leno announces his replacement
9. Floyd says:
   Monday, 5 January 2009 at 11:12

   Tonight, for the first time on TV, Walter performs without Jeff Dunham!!!
10. Floyd says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 11:15

    Biden does the same “stand up” routine for 35 years.
11. Floyd says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 11:18

    Poor old Joe, he managed to stand, but his arms were still stuck in the armrest position!
12. Floyd says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 11:20

    That’s right Joe, Your almost there! Now just bend your knees and you’ll be seated!
13. Floyd says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 11:23

    After working with Obama on the campaign,I can hardly walk and here’s why!!
14. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 12:02

    “Your ass must be this wide to fill the Secretary of State position.”
15. John425 says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 13:21

    Biden demonstrates his ability to do the humpty-dance.

    Biden: “I can shimmy like my sister, Kate”
16. hpb says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 13:34

    Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let ’em see you. Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?

    I can’t believe I did that again. Everybody stand up.
17. yo says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 14:16

    Viagra, baby.
18. charles austin says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 18:56

    Jay rather emphatically suggests that Joe keep his day job.
19. charles austin says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 19:00

    Joe: “Can you believe it, I’m the President of the United frickin States.”
    Jay: “That’s not funny Joe. Now sit down before I call security.”
20. MikeM says:
    Monday, 5 January 2009 at 22:13

    Two guys who don’t know when to gracefully leave.
21. MC says:
    Tuesday, 6 January 2009 at 07:10

    VP: Aaaand that’s why he’s the president and I’m just the little vice-president.
22. Kevin R. Siekierski says:
    Tuesday, 6 January 2009 at 10:41

    In an effort to connect with today’s generation, VP-elect Biden breaks out in The Macarena.
23. John425 says:
    Tuesday, 6 January 2009 at 11:34

    Unaware that he has dropped his Hula Hoop, Biden continues on, making an utter fool of himself once again.
24. Justin Case says:
    Tuesday, 6 January 2009 at 13:36

    Five, Five, Five Dollar Footlong!
25. Triumph says:
    Tuesday, 6 January 2009 at 14:18

    I am what they call, “a Super Liberal”
26. hpb says:
    Tuesday, 6 January 2009 at 18:45

    Biden: “Leon Panetta? I think it was just a mistake. Am I right?”
27. Josh says:
    Wednesday, 7 January 2009 at 11:44

    Once you go black, you never go back. No, seriously, it was this big… And people say I didn’t work hard to become VP.