Outside the Beltway

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1. Maggie Mama says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 07:07

   On your mark.

   Get set.

   Noooooooooooo!
2. markm says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 09:47

   Let the games begin!. The mandatory annual shrinkage swimming fest kicks off with a shiver in West Dumptruck China with a report from the starters KL-7.62.
3. Hodink says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 10:12

   The recession has been blamed for a decision to scale down events to celebrate the Chinese New Year. The Year of the Ox is officially called Ji Chou loosely translated as Throw Cold Water On Party.
4. D. Dean says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 11:13

   Why?
5. John425 says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 12:38

   Disliking the Missionary position, the mermaids left.

   North Korea’s Olympic swimmers train in the fabulous “Peoples Heated Pool” outside Pyongyang.

   Ancient Chinese proverb: “Freezing water make frozen weenie.”
6. hpb says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 14:52

   The Olympics encounter a Global warming makeover.
7. Bithead says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 15:05

   * Early attempts at curing Erectile disfunction assumed that if it were frozen….

   * On Frozen Pond

   * Research proved that swimming in ice cold water tends to produce Polar-oids.

   * Cover of a new book: “Swimming in the Arctic” by I. C. Waters
8. elliot says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 15:31

   Thinking he could use a bailout too, as his frozen ass-sets into play.
9. John425 says:
   Monday, 26 January 2009 at 17:05

   Top Russian Olympian, U’ll Freezurnutsov demonstrates his speed-diving skills at Moscow trials.
10. Elmo says:
    Monday, 26 January 2009 at 17:18

    Conservatives are finding D.C., a lil frosty this these days.

    Taking Dear Leader’s words to heart, many Angelenos are conserving energy. By swimming to work.

    The future’s so bright, I gotta wear neoprene.

    AP-Washington-1/26/13
    In a show of goodwill, President Palin today anounced provisions for the availability of reality immersion therapy. For all members of the outgoing administration.
11. G..A.Phillips says:
    Monday, 26 January 2009 at 19:58

    Three very,very stupid liberals.
12. Kevin R. Siekierski says:
    Tuesday, 27 January 2009 at 08:43

    In an effort to boost sagging ratings, the IOC has decided to move swimming to the Winter Olympics.
13. Elmo says:
    Tuesday, 27 January 2009 at 10:48

    Residents of Hades, take advantage of an unexpected break in the weather. In other news, day eight of the new administration: Greatest President Ever!
14. John425 says:
    Tuesday, 27 January 2009 at 14:28

    Diver: “G-g-g-g-g-g Global warming, my ass!”
15. Hermoine says:
    Thursday, 29 January 2009 at 10:00

    “CIALIS for daily use has a boffo side effect. Let’s just say, crowds love my back stroke.”