Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
President Bush’s new chair to match his new wardrobe. Coincidentally, his next few years will also be spent in housing supported by the taxpayers.
Everyone employs cost cutting measures nowadays.
“… then too, they expected me to give up my Blackberry”.
“I know, I know, ‘chelle, but with all this armor there’s no room inside.”
Tom Daschle retires from public life and moves back to his humble home in Sioux Falls.
Tom Dashle takes another limo ride back to the local IKEA store to return unneeded office furniture.
Artichoke-y Okie.
Cue the Jefferons’ soundtrack….
First Obama likened himself to Lincoln. Now he takes Lincoln’s Memorial chair and has it recovered. Shameless!
Poor Daschle! Didn’t even have time to unpack!
During a midnight session, Speaker Pelosi replaced the Stimulus’ controversial ‘Buy American’ clause with a ‘Buy Swedish’ clause hoping to get IKEA higher up on the Stuff White People Like list.
Not only don’t Dems pay their taxes, but they also do personal errands using their government limos while on the taxpayer’s dime.
When another limo arrived, Obama wondered if the mother-in-law would ever been finished “moving in.”
Mrs. Clinton’s last limo departs her former Senate offices.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Barry
A smooth attorney, barely kept his family in prêt à porter,
Then one day Geffen said he was manna from heaven,
And up through the ranks came this bubbly dude.
Slick Barry, oily he is, golden smile, Chi-town hustler.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Barry’s a candidate for Prez,
Kinfolk said Barry move away from there
Said Washington is the place you ought to be
So they bought the election, put him in a stretch, and he moved to the Belt-away.
White House, that is.
Swimmin pools, Jonas Bros, moonbats (a’ barkin).
The DC Barry’s!
While “the blue dress” received all of the attention, Bill Clinton always cherished the “soiled love seat.”
Honeymoon is over. Obama heads home.
In order to root out the cause of the financial meltdown, the Obama administration has resorted to the comfy chair torture.
In these tough economic times, Luxury Limousines and Fast Furniture Delivery where forced to consolidate.
If you think the chair is something, you should see the 12 person dining table inside the limo.
I will grant you that there is no better secret service agent as far as disguises go, but no matter how much he really looks like a chair, he is still standing out.
I said put a SPARE in the trunk, not CHAIR.
Throwing caution to the wind, Obama picks up a striped jail house blues chair, on sale. After stocking up, on three cases of get out jail free cards.
Daschle: “First it’s Pack up- then it’s unpack, then it’s Pack up again! WTF?”
Blagojevich quietly leaves town, headed for Hollywood and a semi-permanent gig on the Letterman Show.
One episode of “Pimp my Ride” that never aired, featuring a retired interior designer as a new project coordinater.
John Thain redecorates his home office.
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Madoff with the furniture
The sale of seats on the New York Stock Exchange was rather robust last week.
Obama’s move into the White house was done piecemeal.
Wall street moguls go to work expecting pink slips any moment.
Auto manufactures offer creating new packages to boost business.