Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Monday, June 15, 2009
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39 comments
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Unfortunately, the concept of a “Muslim Fortune Cookie” didn’t turn out quite as planned.
“WAAAHOOOOOO, tenth vote and third bus of the day!!!”
No, I’m not afraid to show you who I voted for.
In the season finale of “Surviving in Tehran,” The Green Team finished a disappointing forth.
[Will Sell Nuclear Secrets for Food]
Lakers win…lakers win,yalalalalalalalal!!!!!!
Translation: Due to a mishap the BBQ has been cancelled.
Give me slavery or ill give you death!!!!!!
[Will blow shit up for Food]
Just another peaceful Muslim handing out religious texts to those who need Allah in their lives….
The MapQuest Driving Directions to Peace take you to the same place as the Roadmap to Peace!
“I’m a Uighur convert and here’s my ticket to Bermuda baby!!!!”
“We must combat global warming by any means necessary. We need greener buses that when set ablaze give off 50% harmful emissions than these old technology buses and this will create or save 60,000 jobs by the end of the summer bombing season.”
L A celebrates the Laker championship.
Responding to allegations that voters “write Mousavi, they read Ahmadinejad”, Obama dismissed such concerns as indicating an unfair election noting that such practices have been common in Chicago for decades.
Iran’s latest lottery winner holds up his winning ticket. When asked what he was going to do with the money, he said he would keep blowing stuff up until the Great Satan sent him to paradise.
Iranian environmentalist produced new evidence of global warming, buses that spontaneously combust from the increased heat.
You can tell he is a moderate, they let the people get off the bus before lighting it on fire.
Sorry about your bus. Here’s my insurance info…
Iranian dissident holds up written Obama promise in the mistaken belief it will protect him from harm.
Look! A free pass to Disney World!
Sign reads: “Until we make enough enriched uranium, we will continue to use dynamite for peaceful purposes.”
Warning: Use caution around flamable items
Afraid that Rodney Dill would use this picture in a caption contest, Mohammed supplied his own facetious caption: “Where is Jimmy Carter when we truly need him?”
Inspecting indented chads for intent after the Iranian election….
“And to think I just left France to get away from this kind of thing.”
Message reads: “How to hide from CNN.”
Another successful ACORN-assisted election.
Buck u Ofama
Dear Hamid,
I am sorry to inform you that your virgins are still on back order. Please continue to use remote detonators until further notice.
Sincerely,
Paradise
See what happens if you ignor the “Don’t Try This At Home” warnings.
Dear Hamid,
In spite of Dick Cheney’s recommendation, your visa request is denied.
Yours truly,
Leon Panetta
‘To put out fire. Put on attractive green hat. Attach hose. Turn on water. Point and …’
Better:
Inspecting dented chads for intent…..Iran-style.
It is clear that Bill Maher is more upset with Obama than he originally indicated in his HBO special … now he’s dissing him in Arabic.
Deposed governor Rod Blagojevich seems to relish the spotlight irregardless of the circumstances. Blago is truly a glutton for punishment.
Congratulations! You have found one of the five Willie Wonka Golden Tickets!
Iran, Iran, so far away, Iran, Iran, both night and day, couldn’t get away…
Dear Mom -send money!
Dear Mom – please not so much of Dad’s hot pepper sauce next time.
dear Mom – send more marshmallows.
Danged, I forgot to mail them this bomb threat!
Directions for community organizing by Hamas.
Dear Auntie Em,
Having a great time in the Emerald City. Toto’s fine. Send pizza/beer money.
Dot
I voted for Barry, and all I got was this lousy contusion.
Dear John,
I’m tired of green.
Keep the home fires burning.
Goodbye.
Love,
Mom
Only I could get a ‘Dear John Letter’ from my mom.
Minnesotans demand Tim Pawlenty certify the free and fair election of Al Franken.