Outside the Beltway

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1. markm says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 07:36

   Under President Obama’s call for transparency, photo’s have just been released showing the inner workings of the U.S. Mint.
2. elliot says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 08:22

   We’re sorry, you must make a cash deposit at the next window before you can proceed……
3. DL says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 08:29

   “Hmmmm; what is this about funds delayed until bailout check arrives?”

   “Please check off $1.00 for ACORN and receive $2.00 in tax writeoff.”

   “We’re sorry, this machine is in Chapter 11 proceedings and cannot be accessed for funds.”

   We’re sorry, but your pin number is identical to today’s new national debt -please re-submit a different number.

   Press 38790830080803009 for English.
4. G.A.Phillips says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 09:01

   The two new voting machine on the left on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?
5. G.A.Phillips says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 10:21

   The two new voting machine on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

   oops:)
6. Rachel Edith says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 11:26

   “WTF? Who decided we needed fortunes in ATMs?”
7. Scribe of Slog says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 13:08

   “Overdrawn? How can I be overdrawn? I still have my ATM card!”

   /old but funny jokes that somehow don’t translate to the 21st century
8. Brian J. says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 15:07

   Having no luck with the slot machine at the end of the row, Ian moved to the next one. Jackpot!
9. Eric Florack says:
   Monday, 22 June 2009 at 15:44

   * It was at that point that Johnny reflected on the wisdom of using WINDOWS as the OS for the ATM’s.

   * Video Camera at the ATM: You, too, can be a Porn Star!

   * My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!

   * A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

   *

   * Weird… no Braile on the keys, like the drive up ATM has…

   *
10. G.A.Phillips says:
    Monday, 22 June 2009 at 20:05

    The two new voting machines on the left are for the left, the new voting machine on the right is for the right?

    oops:)

    ha ha, I Obamaed up again…..
11. Hodink says:
    Tuesday, 23 June 2009 at 10:04

    “‘You will meet a tall, dark, stranger.’ Good, fine, as long as he hands me $200 PDQ.”
12. yetanotherjohn says:
    Tuesday, 23 June 2009 at 23:17

    The New York times declared Obama’s stimulus package a success, citing increased financial transactions.

    In Singapore, the term “substantial penalty for early withdrawal” has a whole new meaning.

    The problem with traveling around the world is dealing with foreign languages. What does ‘Atm’ mean?
13. Hermoine says:
    Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 00:23

    Which do you prefer?
    A. Wishing
    B. Fishing
    C. Spanking
    D. Banking
14. Lasting Magic says:
    Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 01:09

    Thought Bubble – “For Pete’s sake. My wife is a dead woman walking.”