Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Craig Ruttle)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/Craig Ruttle)
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
I told you President Obama was taking our Liberty!
Our liberal Commander-in-Chief doesn’t believe in patriotic trappings and orders all rightwing symbolism moved into storage.
No, it’s not a real picture. After the last fiasco, the White House photoshops everything.
After demolition the replacement statue of a
wisewide Latino was put in place.A mighty big woman with a torch?
Sailors drilling for when they go on shore leave?
“This doesn’t feel right…”
“The CIC says he needs her money to pay for health care.”
Eyewitness:The ship transformed into a giant robot, and did bad things to the statue……
All the crewmen suddenly turned to the sailor on the far left when they heard the cannon go off, missing the Liberty by inches and him saying “opps”.
After realizing that taking the tired, hungry, and poor from the rest of the world shamed the rest of the world, President Obama in an act of symbolic contrition ordered the destruction of the Statue of Liberty.
How old is that lady? How much does she cost us annually to keep her going?!?!? Kill her……
Before the indictments were unsealed, and Federal Marshalls swept into the West Wing, to frog march Chucklehead out the front door. He took one last parting shot at America.
Obama: If at first you don’t succeed …
Cuz I’m thuh President … that’s why!
The downside of exporting democracy.
Vote for Obamacare or the Lady gets it!
The great lady salutes those who make it possible. mpw
“Class – today’s civic lesson is: Freedom, and the price of Freedom”
“Ok mates, now that the old gal is loaded up…let’s take her down under and show her how to throw a real barby!”
Some of the sailors thought the ship’s new figurehead was a little too ostentatious.
Captain of the HMAS Fosters: “..ohaaay mates…if sshe so much twidges…shooterinthefoot…that is all”
(apparently he wasn’t sober when he said it…)
Attention: this is the US Navy. We’re only going to tell you this once: deodorant.
How to speak Australian: “Loan”
Fosters, Australian for beer.
After their port visit to Manhattan, the captain of the Australian ship HMAS Ballarat had to set extra lookouts for small boats filled with refugees heading for freedom in Cuba.
HMAS Ballarat fled New York after the crew discovered that Lady Liberty was NOT holding up a giant beer mug.
Blimey mate, we’ve been out to sea for so long that you’re trying look up that sheila statue’s skirt.
She kinda reminds me of my old lady at ‘ome…A tall drink of water but cold and stiff.
You know, she isn’t wearing anything under that Toga….
Australian television crews in New York harbor film a pilot episode of
Angus’s Navy.
The Commander-in-Chief order her to be destroyed -honest.
Obama’s new environmental laws require we extinguish that torch, ready…Aim…
Every time we pull in here Commander, the illegals keep shouting for us Yankees to go home!
Okay, we’ll drop off that swabby with the smelly feet now. No one will notice him here for years.
Obama wants to move her to Chicago, sir.
Okay, it’s New York, be prepared to register all guns and cannons.
No Gunny, you can’t take our five inch gun with you to meet your girlfriend.
Ragnar Danneskjold slipped into Upper New York Bay and absconded with the Statue of Liberty leaving a note in its place which read, “I will return her when the word liberty can once again be used truthfully, respectfully and without irony in the United States.”
Yeah….it’s right here in the Patriot Act…..we can shoot that down too….
As Freud observed, “Sometimes a five inch gun is just a five inch gun.”
“I’m guessing she didn’t get the ‘wear white today’ memo.”
“Stick ’em up, lady.”
BHO wet dream #4.
If they bring a Colt to the town hall meeting, we bring a Howitzer.
Everyone is eligible under the new draft.
It’s the reason why Americans call French Fries Freedom Fries!
Attention: To all crew members, this is your captain speaking. It appears that we are experiencing problems with our heads. Therefore, we will all have to go on liberty.
‘ey mate, remember… What ‘appens in New York, Stays in New York”
Barry’s gunboat diplomacy in support of Obamacare, needed some tweaking.
At long last, Michael Jackson is laid to rest.