Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, September 3, 2009
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39 comments
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo Nick Ut)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Here is youoor graaass saaoooop.
Fireman: Uh, sir did you wash your hands?
Arnold: No, that’s why they call me ‘Dirty Harry’.
And your problem with my cooking is….?
Fire fighter: “hey G.S., got anything back there for a headache?.”
G.S.: “maybe it’s a tooma”
(Wink) If you keep the fires burning a little longer we can toast some marshmellows later.
Firefighter: “I don’t want to complain but i’m starving, can I get some extra porage?”
G.S.: “I’ll be baaack”
Go ahead and try it, it used to be Smokey the Bear.
Firefighter: “Thanks for the grits Governor”
G.S.: “Hasta la vista, baby”
Firefighter: “WOW, I didn’t know you were a Chef, I thought you were the Gorvernor/Actor”
G.S. “I’m a COP you idiot”
“I need to get more eggs. But I’ll be back.”
“These hashbrowns are too big. Get me the choppa!”
Griddling while California burns.
Terminator: Salvation Army
Opps, wrong movie reference to “Dirty Harry”, sorry Clint – Elliot
“Yes, the T-800 Series Model 101 is capable of slicing, dicing, and making thousands of Julienne fries.”
Where’s my hair net?
What am I doing here? I’m trying to balance the budget silly.
I don’t care who you are chief, I’m telling ya … I only got one sausage!
L.A. burns … Schwartzy fiddles.
You’ll eat it and like it!
Firefighter – “So, is Maria as hot as she looks?”
Governor – “Even better.”
“Would you like steroids with that?”
“Shouldn’t you be wearing a hairnet, or is that just another one of those rules for the little people?”
“…and if the chili cook-off doesn’t make enough to fix the budget we’ll have a bake sale.”
“Remember when I said I was going to feed you last? I lied.”
“Governor, there’s a fly in my soup…”
I spent my movie money and my paychecks bounced, that’s why I’m here. Do you want fries with that?
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I really didn’t want to be here but Maria said I had to do it for Uncle Teddy. Ugh, everything is “for Uncle Teddy”!
The federal judge ordered I had to release 40,000 rapists, murderers, child abusing felsons, bank robbers, and arsonists from Coleeforneea prisons … even though I’m a RINO I didn’t want those damn arsonists turned loose.
Thank you for your service to Cawleefornia, but I’m afraid I have to ask you to pay for the soup. No! I won’t take an IOU! Do I look as dumb as my tax payers?!
Hey….glad that you could join our “Work for Food†fire service program………OH!?!…..they didn’t tell ya……
All State workers have been given a two-week furlough so I’m just part time till I go back to the Governor’s office.
You’re complaining about getting baloney? During the last budget battle the voters made me eat a $#!+ sandwich!
“Do you want hot sauce with that, fireman?”
Bratwurst und sauerkraut? Come on, Gov, you’re joking, right?
Go ahead try this, It’ll PUMP YOU UP!.
“Hey, this is a tuna salad, I wanted chicken.”
“It is chicken”
“No it isn’t, look.”
“IT’S NAUGHT A TOONAH!”
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you… and to hear the lamentation of the diners!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA….durnit.
Rodney – New caption link has an error message and won’t open, at least mine did. Thought you should know – Elliot
Rodney forgot to include error message. Here it is
“Fatal error: Call to undefined function: get_the_teaser() in /var/www/otb/wordpress/wp-content/themes/otb2009/index.php on line 144” – Elliot
You’re a member of S.E.I.U. who supports Obamacare? Well why didn’t you say so … today’s special is crow with a slice of humble pie.
Wagyu steak? Uh no …. try next door at Obama’s Shack.