Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. yetanotherjohn says:

    Ho Ho Ho

    It is a tough fiscal year, Santa doesn’t seem to be carrying much in his pouch

    These are just men showing they are willing to do the job Tiger Woods is no longer willing to do.

    Okay you convinced me. I will now support keeping religous holiday displays from public venues.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    It’s SHRINKAGE!

  3. FormerHostage says:

    Do I hear jingle bells?
    Nah…my testicles are frozen.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    After this race it ain’t gonna be just chestnuts I’ll be roastin’ on an open fire!

  5. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Czars on way to meeting with Obama, demonstrate transparency.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Security measures for the New York Marathon took a strange turn.

  7. elliot says:

    Oh great, more Tiger Woods “aquaintences” have surfaced…when will it stop?

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Are you cold?
    Nope. I’m wearing a thong under this.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Guy with the red socks: “Looks like I overdressed!”

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Macy’s Global Warming Thanksgiving Day parade

  11. elliot says:

    “Is that your car keys or are you glad to see me?”

  12. Elmo says:

    Dashing through tha Bostow
    In a one horse open singlet
    O’er the streets we go
    Laughing all the way
    Bells on bubbie’s ringlets
    Making spirits bright
    What fun it is to laugh and sing
    In a microthong tonight

    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way …

  13. Elmo says:

    Obama’s rules of engagement for Afghanistan, did not inspire troop confidence.

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    Kevin Jenning’s Safe School 5K Run. Winner receives the Spit/Swallow/Pissing/Fisting trophy underwrited by GLESN.

  15. lol says:

    Global warming pride parade?

  16. Stimulus II hits the road.

  17. Stimulus II hits the road — with approximately the same level of success as Stimulus I.

  18. This is what happens when the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade coincides with sweeps week.

  19. Rachel Edith says:

    The Gloria Allred Staff 5k … Boxers or Briefs?

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Notwithstanding the incessant tugging at my heart strings by tree huggers, I really don’t give a damn about saving these “polar bears”.

  21. Maggie Mama says:

    There ought to be a law … no, I really mean it, there ought to be a law.

  22. Maggie Mama says:

    I just spotted a whole bunch of ‘the greatest losers!’

  23. Maggie Mama says:

    Some people will do anything to ruin my Christmas spirit.

  24. Maggie Mama says:

    The Star of David marks the spot?!?!?

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    Barney Franks’ annual Holiday Party always draws a drifty crowd.

  26. Phil Smith says:

    Manscapers to the left of them
    Manscapers to the right of them
    Onward, onward through the valley of silliness ran the 600.

  27. Drew says:

    This year’s Chicago Bears offensive (very) and defensive lines…..finally exposed for what they are…

  28. Elmo says:

    After a lengthy, thorough, rigorous, and exhaustive screening. Guests were finally allowed to enter … the White House Hanukkah party.

  29. Elmo says:
  30. FormerHostage says:

    Revelations about some of the things Tiger Woods was doing are about to get VERY disturbing.

  31. FormerHostage says:

    Disappointed teenager in the crowd: “Whatta rip! When I heard there was gonna be a topless run I thought…”

  32. FormerHostage says:

    Separation of church and state sanity.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    Miracle on Castro Street, a remake of Miracle on 34th Street, lacked much of the charm of the original.

  34. DL says:

    The climate change race began with the non-committed dressed appropriately.

    The Boston fans went wild when the Red Sox runner took the lead.

  35. FormerHostage says:

    “Dude. That’s embarrassing, you should have stuck a sock or something down there to bulk it up a bit!”
    “I did.”

  36. FormerHostage says:

    Not a wise-man to be found.

  37. Hodink says:

    “Hey Susie, it’s shirt optional. Man up!”

  38. TangoMan says:

    MSNBC’s on-air talent highlights their “diversity” as they embark on a road-show.

  39. Elmo says:

    What’s in your wallet?

  40. elliot says:

    We’re cool we don’t fit in the “No Shoes, No Service” rule. Hurry, the sale is about to begin!!