Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Keep your chin up. McNabb’s approval ratings are worse.
Harry: “..man up shiznit, MLK aint jack. Now make like Fiddy and tell em’ what fo bitch”
Harry: “GYOT DAMN…ehem, yes, use just a touch of the negro dialect. Keep it clean and mean”.
Harry: “easy there killer..calm down. Brown paper bag…brown paper bag…there ya go”
Harry: “I know everything is not black and white..we have a lot of filthy tan issues where i’m from”
“Have you every noticed the nostrils on Waxman? We are talking Nostrildomis. I mean, you could hide the national debt in there. Then there is Palosi’s hair. Is that real? Have you seen…”
Yes, Mr. President, I am a hapless, rollover, spineless little dweeb; but I’m your hapless, rollover, spineless little dweeb.
Harry: “Mr. President, like I always say, if you get nervous or lose your train of thought just remember you are at least half white”
“I beez no Imus! Trent Lott, aint me! I’m down low with you bro. Jus ax me.”
Harry, didn’t I tell you not to wipe your stinkin’ buggers on me anymore?
Barack, I have to come out in the open. That was me next to you in the bathroom stall. (wink, wink)
Mr. President, Las Vegas needs more Stimulus dollars cause those New York Jet rookies blew the bank for quite a few of my oddsmakers.
Please, please, Mr. President, at least give me a ‘beer summit’ so Nevadans will know you’ve really forgiven me.
Obama: No, I don’t think “Once you go Black you never go back” applies to politics.
“But no one ever told me that ‘Negro’ was also considered the ‘N-word’.”
Harry: I like my Presidents like I like my coffee: strong and black…with a little Danish on the side.
Obama: You’re thinking of Tiger Woods.
Eh-bony…and I-vo-ry
We’re together….
In harmony…
Did I say you could touch me, white boy? Homey don’t play that.
Hey boy. I know Michael Jackson’s skin whitening doctor. I am sure with his treatments you can be a powerful pale skinned pencil-necked geek just like me.
1. “Nice speech, boy. Now get me coffee, milk no sugar.”
2. “You really don’t believe any of that honesty b.s., do you?”
“No. It’s just one more promise said during the course of the campaign.”
3. “If you don’t get your hands off me I’ll call the Secret Service over to take them off.”
chsw
“Don’t look, but is there a Cyclops behind me?”
(Mixing political hot potato metaphors, so to speak… only the names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. I think this would have worked with Bill Clinton even better, but, hey, they’re a bunch of goodfellas, right?)
President Obama: No more shines, Harry.
Senator Reid: What?
President Obama: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore.
Senator Reid: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what’s got into you? I’m breaking your balls a little bit, that’s all. I’m only kidding with ya…
President Obama: Sometimes you don’t sound like you’re kidding, you know, there’s a lotta people around…
Senator Reid: I’m only kidding with you, we’re having a party, I just came home and I haven’t seen you in a long time and I’m breaking your balls, and you’re getting f*ck*ng fresh. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.
President Obama: I’m sorry too. It’s okay. No problem.
Senator Reid: Okay, salud! Now go home and get your f*ck*n’ shinebox.
“Mr. President, you know how I abhor gossip but I just heard that Blago said he was more Negro than you.”
“You can call me ‘cracker’ if you want.”
“Let’s look at it this way, Mr. President. If you’ve forgiven Biden dozens of gaffs, I should be entitled to one teeny little one.”
Get thee behind me Satan
… and a slave rode behind the conquering general whispering ‘though to are mortal’
Did you hear the one about the health care legislation that got rushed through before Christmas and then failed when the Mass. special election went for the GOP?
Barak, I just want to say I support you on legislation emphasizing jobs this year. Especially on me keeping my job.
Make it good Barak, I know it’s about Abramoff and reforming lobby influences in Congress — but you know how Rodney Dill loves to get the OTB crowd all riled up with AP file photos!!!
Ref: Been waiting a while to post this quote, strikes me me the bro Rodney does not realize that some of us will double click on the photo to seek its origin. The quote, why this one:
Maybe the caption should just simply be:
Reid: “Cream or sugar?”
“I love the way you talk the talk.”
President Obama: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Senator Reid: God darnit, Mr. President, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
You touch me again Harry I’m gonna give you some real Negro talk.
Keep your paws off of my $2000 threads Harry or I’ll give you my Joe Biden look.
Yes, you can go to the bathroom, but I’m sending a purple shirt to check up on you Harry.
Not the index finger on my shoulder Harry. If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: show them the middle finger!
Touch me again Harry and you’ll need some Obamacare.
Who but you Harry, could lose, not one, but two teleprompters?
Honest, Open Government? Methinks he doth protest too much.
Barry, I may call you Barry, can’t I? How is that you light skinned, non-nigah speaking, half blacks get to screw all the time? look at Tiger – he is screwing white pussy and you are screwing white America. Should we tax exempt tanning salons for pale white guys so we can spread the wealth and screw equally?
Don’t take it the wrong way. It’s just my goofy way of expressing admiration.
Yo bro … what it be like.
Daing … dat’s off da heezy.
Now stand still and bendover … you won’t feel a thing, muh finga’s already greasy.
Got yur back blud …
“You know, I don’t know squat about how to help the country as the Senate Majority Leader, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
“You had me at hello.”
I’m a Morman, but I can see you’re more man.
“Plastics.”
Harry: “Mister President…pssst…a little help here. Seems that some filthy common folk got by security and one stepped on my shoe. I’ve got a smudge I can’t get out…what’s the best way to re-shine a shoe?”
Sorry about that Negro stuff..I’m just sayin’, suppose you were ‘Nate’ and not ‘Barack’…you know?
What up my nigga?
Aw, let it slide, Barack. After all you are the articulate guy here.
“Whatcha Talking Bout Willis?”
What a shame I can’t drop some of you off in East Oakland so you could impress the brothers there with how clever you are.
What a bunch of gutless wonders.
Charles, the “You had me at hello” is actually pretty funny…
You say you have the hiccups?
My main man … say listen, why don’t you drop by the crib later. I’ve got some killer chamomile and the new Susan Boyle CD.
So, you got that then? That’s two mocha Frappuchino’s and one biscotti.
An’ then she sez to me … but Harry, it’s so big!
Obama: Hmmm…light skinned, no cracker dialect…no wonder this guy was elected.
Why don’t you just give the “brothers” the liny and they can join in.
Where wuz I born?!
Hookers and blow? Of course there’ll be hookers and blow … wouldn’t be much of a party without.
Just back from a short stint at the Human Reanimation Lab, on Samoa. Paul Winchell breaks in a new act, and a new dummy … Chucklehead.
Wuz a brutha gotta do to get an invite to the hizzy to shoot craps? I’kin roll dem bones like nobody’s bidness.