Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
” I don’t get what all the fuss is about, this whole thing is just so simple.”
Sometimes I feel
“Like a motherless child
Sometimes I feel
Like a motherless child …….
Sometimes I feel
Like it’s close at hand
Sometimes I feel
Like the freedom is near
But we’re so far from home”
{All this talk about Health care has left me nauseous.}
{I wonder if it would help if I gave this speech with my Negro dialect?}
I swear, if Cheney says my administration is BEARLY credible one more time I’ll have him renditioned.
{I have this sinking feeling that Haiti will be my Hurricane Katrina. No matter what I do will be too little, too late.}
Maybe if we’d use a white polar bear they’d like it?
Oh Crap! My own “death panel” just rejected me….
Now that everyone is dead, I’ve solved the healthcare issue.
Who’d of thought that I’d finally unite America -against me?
Darn, that bear worked fine for teddy Roosevelt.
{Crap, Tuesday was one Magnitude 7 after another: the Haiti earthquake and my failure to notice Michelle’s new hairdo.}
When branding the government option, the White House staff settled on the ObamaCare Bear™.
“If congress doesn’t send me that health care bill soon, I’m gonna go out and buy my own damn flu shot.”
The logo? Don’t blame me. I inherited it from the previous administration.
Life moved at a faster pace than this when I was serving Clinton’s coffee.
I sure hope nobody realizes that’s Mickey Mouse in disguise.
. o O ( You know, I bet we could solve global warming and healthcare in one fell swoop… if only we could come up with a way to get polar bears to do physicals… hmm… )
Obama contemplated the GOP’s “alternative” health care plan, and did not like what he saw…
It only had the bear essentials
Sometimes, a ‘Care Bear Hug just isn’t enough…
Prezbo thinking about the Conservative Brain Transplant advised by Health Care Czar “Save-The-Country Bear”. It’s a no-brainer for those who have a brain.
…and then Barrylocks tried to make a decision about healthcare policy but the fallout was TOO hot. He then wanted to talk to the voters, but the reception was TOO cold. So he ended up just blaming Bush and the Media thought that that was JUST right!
“I hope I still get my lollipop.”
{What doesn’t Rahm get when I say “no logos with big ears”?}
The blind bear of medicine holds up the all seeing eye of government oversight!
Hmmm….Stuffed animals to replace the doctors who flee their profession upon implementation of Obamacare, glad I thought of that.
Obama thinking about the economy: “Not a clue. I just haven’t got a clue. Not one.”
It could have been worse. They could have used Mickey Mouse ears for the logo.
“Paging Dr. Pedobear! Dr. Pedobear to the conference room, stat!”
Being from Chicago, I can’t help but think there’s a goat curse involved.
“Just look at these med students … we have *got* to include a minimum age for med school in the reform bill.”
Obama ponders his advisors’ insistence that, while Americans did not want Big Brother running their healthcare, they would be more responsive to Big Teddy.
{I can’t trust Biden with even the smallest task … I told him I wanted this to be Teddy’s Healthcare Bill and he gives me a damn Gund instead of a Kennedy.}
… doink
There’s a battle over health care Bruin.
There’s a battle over health care Bruin.
He’s coming right for us!
Yogi and Boo Boo.
Care Bear and barely cares.
Save the bipolar bears!
Maybe Ditka could whip health care’s butt.
Excuse me, is that rectical?
I should have taken Dubya’s “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” advice.
Socialism is a Bear.
Remember: Only you can prevent Obamacare
What was your first clue that the Russian were bugging the office?
You know, it was a lot more fun running for president than being president.
I wonder if I asked him nicely, would W. agree to come back?
I am tired of waiting for the doctor. If he isn’t here in one minute I am going to remind them that my health is the only thing between them and “President Biden”
This has to be the deadest night club ever. I thought ‘Totally bear’ was just a typo.
Obama waits anxiously as the future of his health care policy hangs in the balance on Tuesday.
Mr. President, I appreciate your supporting my senatorial campaign, but I don’t think the logo or your demeanor is helping.
Somebody didn’t get a lollipop
Obamacare: a mickey mouse operation!
Opps..Excuse me, is that “rectical”?
make that ‘rectal’, sorry