Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
We have come from the planet Schnelzar, and despite our small, infant-like appearance we are over 300 years old. We would like your free health care and Social Security for the rest of our 750 years of life.
The original anchor babies, “Yob†and his sister “Lrig†from the planet “Xenophobeâ€, gather with other counter protesters at the May Day parade in Los Angeles before quickly being overcome by one of earth’s natural defense systems: Montezuma’s Revenge.
They’re claiming the atmosphere isn’t a legal border.
Anchor terrestrials?
The Obama Administration says we don’t have the funds to deport them.
They don’t like Obama’s plans to send astronauts to Mercury by 2025.
Si, se puede…nanoo, nanoo!
Harry and Nancy’s love children.
Alien’s Aliens
and Amanda thought her Encounter of the Third kind was just a dream……
Hmmmm, so that’s why my wife was muttering in the delivery room “To go where no man ON EARTH has gone before”……..
We have come from the planet Schnelzar, and despite our small, infant-like appearance we are over 300 years old. We would like your free health care and Social Security for the rest of our 750 years of life.
Two more Dumbocrat voters being wheeled to the polling station by Anti-American volunteers.
“Close Encounters of the Undocumented Kind”
Soundtrack of South Park playing in background: “They took my job… yah, they took our jobs…”
James Cameron’s new 3D movie: “Aliens Attack Outside the Beltway”
Wheeled away in their stroller. Yikes!! Alien abduction!
Interviews conducted by the Congressional Committee upset illegals, extraterrestrials and exotics alike. A new low in alienation.
NYT reports a plot to smuggle illegal alien babies into the US. NYT claims eyewitness accounts that the babies are either Pakistani or Hispanic.
1) Thank Zerbert that Wil Smith wasn’t guarding the
ArizonaCalifornia border.2) Lenin always said their would be days like this, after we beamed him up and took him with us.
3) A typical L.A. protest. Illegals, Aliens, and Churros.
4) After this, Rosco’s Chicken and Waffles, WhooHoo!!
5) The source of Barbara Boxer’s votes.
The original anchor babies, “Yob†and his sister “Lrig†from the planet “Xenophobeâ€, gather with other counter protesters at the May Day parade in Los Angeles before quickly being overcome by one of earth’s natural defense systems: Montezuma’s Revenge.
“Don’t worry Angelina Jolie will adopt them.”