Caption Contest Winners
The Boris Badenough? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Sergei Karpukhin/Reuters)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DL – This will teach her not to pray in public.
Second: Bystander – Alert Russian security agent discovered how the Ukraine was stealing their natural gas.
Third: FormerHostage – For her own safety, she was arrested before terrorists could blow her up. (Actually is looks a little late for that)
HONORABLE MENTION
Dennis – Huh?? I don’t see any goat…
Elmo – Some inaugural balls began early.
John425 – Russian cop: “Is Amerikanski spy! I must take home and interrogate her.”
yetanotherjohn – It was better under Stalin when they would use a real girl
hpb – Yuri has a different idea of a ‘stimulus package’.
ro*********@ma*.com/">Roger – If the porn industry doesn’t get their financial bailout, they will hold all sex toys hostage. Here, we see a member of Chippendales, dressed in his soldier dance outfit, demonstrating precisely what will happen.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Natasha Kinky
No, its TSA not T&A
Israel vs. Gaza — in one act
Toldya not to pull the life vest cord.
Brought to you by the courtesy of the $5 Billion federal porn industry bailout.
The 
Monday Contest is ready for the FIRST Robotics Competition.
