Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 9, 2009 · 2 comments

The Alternative Fool Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – When another limo arrived, Obama wondered if the mother-in-law would ever be finished “moving in.”

Second: Wyatt Earp – While “the blue dress” received all of the attention, Bill Clinton always cherished the “soiled love seat.”

Third: yetanotherjohn – In order to root out the cause of the financial meltdown, the Obama administration has resorted to the comfy chair torture.

HONORABLE MENTION

Triumph – Tom Daschle retires from public life and moves back to his humble home in Sioux Falls.

William d’Inger – “I know, I know, ‘chelle, but with all this armor there’s no room inside.”

charles austin – Mrs. Clinton’s last limo departs her former Senate offices.

John425 – Blagojevich quietly leaves town, headed for Hollywood and a semi-permanent gig on the Letterman Show.

DL – The sale of seats on the New York Stock Exchange was rather robust last week.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The new Ford Futon

Ford has a better IKEA

I got your stimulus right here.

The Monday Contest has already pulled its finger.