Caption Contest Winners
The Frozen, Not Stirred Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Glyn Kirk)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Cowboy Blob – Hey, Baby, wanna suck down a cold one?
Second: Elmo – Michael Phelps … the lost years.
Third: elliot – This drunk snowman will not harm you, he is not armed.
HONORABLE MENTION
yetanotherjohn – The crowd was small but celebratory in anticipation of greeting Al Gore on his global warming tour.
hpb – Why was the snowman smiling? Because the snowblower was coming.
odograph – Shit, it’s cold.
William d’Inger – With the extinction of his species imminent, Frosty takes one last fling at the beach.
Grewgills – Frosty’s embarrassing cousin Slushy.
charles austin – Al Gore tries out a new look.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
With the loss of Hobbes, Calvin still made snowmen, but with a darker side… as if that was possible.
“Good thing I remembered the sun block.”
“Hmmm… maybe Paris Hilton will wanna snowball.”
“I’m melting… melting… Oh, what a world.”
The 
Monday Contest only needs a brain.
Thank you for third place – Elliot