Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, April 2, 2009 · 2 comments

The Cylinderella Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Katsumi Kasahara)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – Last week it was the HRP-4C Fashion Robot. Now the Japanese have rolled out the DNC-09 Obama Robot: whenever he opens his mouth, my stock portfolio burns.

Second: IrishTexan – When asked for his remarks after destroying the Staypuff Marshmallow man in their much anticipated rematch, Casper said “Hey, anyone want S’Mores????”

Third: Elmo – Who dares disturb the great and powerful Obie ….

HONORABLE MENTION

elliot – That’s our new human resources director, don’t ever let him tell you… “you’re fired”.

yetanotherjohn – Revenge of the burrito

Stormy Dragon – This robot was actually built to appear in Gay Pride Parades. You can tell because it’s flaming.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun ‘Bot.

The Three Laws of Robotics be more suggestions than actual rules…

With the appearance of an up-armored Stay-Puf Marshmallow Man everyone realized what Don Rumsfeld had been up to since leaving the Bush Administration.

Madonna’s new costume matched her personality.

The Thursday Contest is already a member of the Old Boys club.