Caption Contest Winners
The Yes We Cant Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Dennis – I canNOT tink outside deh box…..
Second: G.A.Phillips – With the Sith there are always two, a master and an apprentice.
Third: charles austin – “I promise to give you the most transparent
governmentteleprompters ever.”
HONORABLE MENTION
Steven Taylor – … and all graduates today will receive, along with their diplomas, a Barack Obama mousepad.
Elmo – Do you think this teleprompter makes my head look big?
Clovis – “Hold on a sec … I’m framing my debate.”
floyd – What’s this? Common sense on my teleprompter??? Not another word until you find the hacker!
Stormy Dragon – Expecting numerous protestors, Notre Dame decided to install a splatter guard to protect the President.
William d’Inger – “Teleprompter, teleprompter on the stand,
Who is the coolest in the Land?
And if you know what’s good for thee,
You’d better damn sure say it’s Me.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Home of the Whopper
(Obama thought bubble to teleprompter) “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
yes, the teleprompter does make the ass look fat
…Or maybe his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his conscience was two sizes too small …
The 
Thursday Contest is ready for a weekend at Bernies.
