Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 14, 2009 · 1 comment

The U-Boat Commander Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(L.A.Now — Los Angeles Times)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Stormy Dragon – The firetruck remained alert as it drank, lest it fall victim to any crocodiles that might be lurking in the waterhole.

Second: Jason Lewis – How do you know when “Ice Road Trucker” season is over?

Third: FormerHostage – They renamed the truck “Excalibur.”

HONORABLE MENTION

elliot – Frank admitted his driving record with the fire company was not stellar, he just had a few bad ‘brakes’.

Alex – You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

DL – He claims his GPS is off by twenty-five feet.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I’m not sure who was driving… but I’m pretty sure it was a Kennedy.”

I got your ‘Das Boot’ right here buddy.

Firetruck Henge just didn’t have the same ring to it.

The Monday Contest was hoping for a pat on the back.