Caption Contest Winners
The Crouching Tiger, Stalking Gecko Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
H/T VtheK at CaptionThis (Not always safe for work)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Franklin – I’m feelin’ a wedge right now.
Second: charles austin – Elin: What would you do? Alien: Play him as he lies.
Third: elliot – Once a golfer always a golfer: When asked from a heckler how many ladies he really had…Tiger said 17 but put me down for six.
HONORABLE MENTION
yetanotherjohn – I predict the Tiger mistress mania will stop when mistress 17 is revealed.
Elmo – Hey Doc … this Ambien stuff ain’t working out too good. I keep seeing funny green men, and a blonde with a three iron chasing after me.
DL – When Tiger now yells fore, his wife responds, “the SOB has at least a dozen.”
Wyatt Earp – 17: “Please let Tiger grab a wood from my bag!”
mpw280 – and they keep coming out of the woodwork to say they have been night putting with the “Tiger”.
Maggie Mama – A clever TMZ reporter has gone undercover in an attempt to trap Woods into answering a few questions.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Most of the greens were Bermuda, but the 17th was obviously Bent.
“Earl will always be a ‘TEN’ to me… on the Stimpmeter.”
“At least I’ve still kept my GEICO endorsement”
The Invisible Meteorologist Man never grasped that his super power didn’t extend outside the news studio.
…explains why there wasn’t a Copper Surfer to complement the Silver one.
The 
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Thanks for the third place slot – Elliot
Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney.