Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Friday, January 29, 2010 · 4 comments

The Stiff Jack In A Box Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Edgar Romero)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: elliot – As a last tribute to Chirajito, 14 other clowns jumped into his coffin as well.

Second: Chadzilla – Even though they were all singing it, they knew deep down inside that tonight it just wouldn’t be as much fun to stay at the YMCA.

Third: Maggie Mama – The clowns in Congress are mourning the death of Obamacare.

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – Laugh? I thought I’d die.

Michael Hamm – Chicago polling station – where true democrats help the dead vote.

DL – Finally the media releases a photo of the Paul Wellstone funeral.

D. Dean – Wanna bet the flowers are the squirting kind?

FormerHostage – The really creepy part was at the end of the service when the corpse sat up at the climax of “Pop Goes the Weasel”

Rachel Edith – Arrive in a limo. Go home in a coffin. The LA Gang Tour.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Louie Anderson makes a comeback in ‘Clown Family Feud’

I think we’re all Bozo’s on this bus.

Let’s see if the Mime can get outta this box.

Of course the parking lot is empty, we all came in the hearse.

Hey Doc… got any thing that can stop this coughin’?

The Thursday Contest is handing out brimstone and lollipops.