Caption Contest Winners
The SnatchSquatch Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: scotty – the latest attempt at health care reform is presented as the trojan beaver. (everybody wants it, but the thought of who else has had their hand in it is kind of frightening – rodney)
Second: Dodd – Earl decided that, in the future, he needs to be somewhat more specific about his birthday requests.
Third: Maggie Mama – TMZ has just learned that there will be a Michelle Obama balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.
HONORABLE MENTION
yetanotherjohn – The problem started when she tried to shave the beaver.
Hodink – Wrestle Massa Mania has taken hold.
Elmo – Got wood?
pcbedamned – Canada: Where we take our Beaver seriously…
markm – “Hey, nice Beaver…”
elliot – How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was that big?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Let the annual Arbor Day – Eat A Beaver, Save a Tree festivities begin.
The normal male guest found appearances on ‘The View’ to be somewhat intimidating.
Transportation was not such a big deal as the USPS ships large inflatable beavers on a daily basis.
Thufferin thuckatash
How many Greeks can you fit into a Trojan Beaver?
The 
Thursday Contest really wanted a pot of gold.
CONTROVERSY!!!!!!!!!!!
protest…PROTEST I SAY!.
When I first saw the pic I thought that overbite just screamed, “Michelle Obama”.
Thanks, Dill.
Sorry markm, the beaver shot distracted me… yea, that’s the ticket…
Thanks for the HM – Elliot
Then I thank you for the HM RD.
To Michael Hamm, it’s better to have quoted Beaver and lost than to never have quoted Beaver…at all.
Thanx for the HM. And congrats to the winners.
I’m annoyed; I couldn’t think of anything that wasn’t obvious until just now. Belatedly:
“Wow, Les Claypool wasn’t kidding about Winona!”
ARTHUR: What happens now?
BEDEMIR: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall,
and then leap out of the Beaver, taking the French by surprise —
not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR: Who leaps out?
BEDEMIR: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the Beaver, uh
and uh….
ARTHUR: Oh….
BEDEMIR: Oh…. Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden feline–
[twong]
ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!