American Pie Star Natasha Lyonne Wanted for Dog Molestation
An arrest warrant has been issued for Natasha Lyonne charging her with, among other things, threatening to sexually molest a neighbor’s dog.
Arrest call for American Pie star (BBC)
An arrest warrant has been issued for American Pie actress Natasha Lyonne for failing to appear in court after allegedly threatening to molest a dog. Ms Lyonne, 26, played Jessica in the first two parts of the film trilogy. She was charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass last year after allegedly telling a neighbour: “I’m going to sexually molest your dog.”
And you thought molesting an apple pie was weird.
My question is: who phrases a threat like that?
“and this one time…at band camp…”
Yes, I realize Lyonne is not the band camp girl.
The dog saw the picture of her and yelped ‘Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!’
Wait a sec….its not Tara Reid?
It doesn’t look like there’s an actual charge of conspiracy to molest a dog, but that the charges stem from her bursting into the abode and making threats.
The threat does have the spice, though, ainna?
I have been picturing her in her movies all day – thanks
Yeah, “I’m going to sexually molest your dog” doesn’t just roll off the tongue, does it?
Wouldn´t be easier if she said: “I´m going to fuck your dog.”? Or “I´m going to be fucked by your dog”? LOL