BAMA ROUNDUP
Mike Shula was introduced earlier today as Alabama’s new football coach. Audio of the press conference is available here.
Meanwhile, disgraced former coach Mike Price may sue Sports Illustrated over a recent story on the grounds that, “I have only my reputation left.” Sorry, buddy, you don’t have that either.
I ended my last post on this subject with this:
All of which reminds me of an observation by the late Lewis Grizzard on a similar incident involving the evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, “If I was going to risk ten mill-li-on dollars on a woman, I’d damn sure wind up with someone better looking than that sweathog, I can promise you that!”
Chris of Flyover Country has found an actual photo:
Courtesy of NBC15
It’s worse than I thought.
Nose courtesy of Barbra Streisand.
That is why you go to Georgia for strippers, not Alabama… Newbie… lol
Ah, but see’s in Florida!
And, the whole concept of a stripper who is a “mother of two” is problematic in so many ways…
Methinks I shall continue my long-standing policy of not going to strip-joints.
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