Mike Shula was introduced earlier today as Alabama’s new football coach. Audio of the press conference is available here.

Meanwhile, disgraced former coach Mike Price may sue Sports Illustrated over a recent story on the grounds that, “I have only my reputation left.” Sorry, buddy, you don’t have that either.

I ended my last post on this subject with this:

All of which reminds me of an observation by the late Lewis Grizzard on a similar incident involving the evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, “If I was going to risk ten mill-li-on dollars on a woman, I’d damn sure wind up with someone better looking than that sweathog, I can promise you that!”

Chris of Flyover Country has found an actual photo:

Courtesy of NBC15

It’s worse than I thought.

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  1. John Lemon says:

    Nose courtesy of Barbra Streisand.

  2. Tom says:

    That is why you go to Georgia for strippers, not Alabama… Newbie… lol

  3. PoliBlogger says:

    Ah, but see’s in Florida!

    And, the whole concept of a stripper who is a “mother of two” is problematic in so many ways…

    Methinks I shall continue my long-standing policy of not going to strip-joints.