BITS O’ FRANK
At any rate, he puts his short attention span to good use today, making a lot of random observations about whatever popped into his head while he was typing. Among them:
* Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to be making the education of children a central part of his campaign. He then should get T.V. stations to rerun his move Kindergarten Cop. It has my all-time favorite Arnold line of, “It’s naught a too-mah!” He could use a variation of that as a campaign line. “Gray Davis is a too-mah!”
* We should have a Punch a Democrat Day. Less people will be Democrats if they find out it means they will get punched.
* If Arnold ever has to debate someone, I think in the middle he should headbutt the guy. Usually before the debate, advisors try to think of everything the opponent might say and then come up with a response. I don’t think they’ll expect the headbutt, though.
* I only drink my coffee black; how unusual is that? I don’t understand the concept of putting sugar and cream in coffee; I want a cup of joe, not a damn milkshake.