BITS O’ FRANK
While Frank J isn’t retarded, he does have ADD, which they had never heard of when he was in his elite junior high getting 1570 on his spelling tests.
At any rate, he puts his short attention span to good use today, making a lot of random observations about whatever popped into his head while he was typing. Among them:
* Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to be making the education of children a central part of his campaign. He then should get T.V. stations to rerun his move Kindergarten Cop. It has my all-time favorite Arnold line of, “It’s naught a too-mah!” He could use a variation of that as a campaign line. “Gray Davis is a too-mah!”
* We should have a Punch a Democrat Day. Less people will be Democrats if they find out it means they will get punched.
* If Arnold ever has to debate someone, I think in the middle he should headbutt the guy. Usually before the debate, advisors try to think of everything the opponent might say and then come up with a response. I don’t think they’ll expect the headbutt, though.
* I only drink my coffee black; how unusual is that? I don’t understand the concept of putting sugar and cream in coffee; I want a cup of joe, not a damn milkshake.
Mmmm. Milkshake.
We could also round all the Dem’s up and put arm bands with big red Donkeys on them. That way they’d be easier to keep track off, too.
Geesh.
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