Blog-Theme Christmas Present Contest
OTB Christmas Contest
(Not A Caption Contest)
Enter in the comments the Worst blog-theme Christmas present. Of course, worst, is relative. Incorporate the blog name, linking text, or blogger’s name at your own discretion. Make all entries by December 17. Top Ten winners will be posted December 20th.
Examples
Set of Daily Kos Kookie Kutters, allows you to cut the cookie crap and vote indiscriminately in Blog Awards.
Frank J’s Blender-O-Monkeys ( no explanation probably necessary)
Rules
The first Rule is most important
- I will add, delete, or modify the rules as I see fit to keep the contest fair and functioning.
- Entrys only accepted as entered in comment section of this post.
- Include a linking text to the mentioned blog/blogger if you think appropriate for recognition or clarification.
- I am not all knowing as far as the blog world is concerned so feel free to explain your comment.
- The judge’s decisions are final, but comments of self-appointed judges are welcome, and will probably affect the outcome.
- Enter as often as you wish
- The picture is the picture of Misfit Toys and has no other relevance to the contest
- Preference will be given to Blog-themed entries, based on real blogs and bloggers
Wonkette’s Lubricating Jelly
INDC’s Moonbat of the Month Club
Oliver Willis’ Guide to Epistemology and Rational Thinking
Tig’s magical captionin’ contest losin’ potion.
Andrew Sullivan’s “The Toys Andrew Rejects Make Andrew’s Toys The Best” box of low-impact seasonal treasures.
From Democraticunderground.com the exciting new board game : “Red State Abduction” [utilising federal grant-aided transportation capabilities, kidnap the strawberry blonde Coulter-bitch while evading the evil Ashcroftian elephant-in-the- room]. Suitable for ages 4.0-4.1, all parts biodegradable. Made in China.
Wonkette Labs™ Penicillin
The Koran (NRSV) — New Rusty Shackleford Version
Rodney Dill’s “Caption Contests for Dummiesâ€Â
Tequila Mockingbird SHIFT KEY remover.
Video of Rodney Dill’s Jump over Snake River Canyon in a Rocket car.
(/shameless self promotion)
– Well it won’t be picked, but it would be a bad present.
My last one should read:
Rodney Dill’s Caption Contests for Dummies.
JohnKerry.com brings you a special reduced-price action model set “My First Family”, featuring Mrs. Mother Teresa Escobar-Torquemada-Heinz-57 Forbes-Kerry, their dog “Spotty” and assorted planes, trains and automobiles. Was $19.99 – reduced to 2 bucks. Made in N.Vietnam, styled in France.
The Dan Rather & Mary Mapes box-o-trusty informers n evidence from CBS.blog.not.com
protein wisdom’s ‘Let’s Spring Martha” prison breakout kit.
The Paris Hilton blog and Pixar combine to offer R rated double header : “Dumbo Flies To Paris” and “Paris Does Dumbo”.
A coil of Michelle Malkin branded border razor wire
Acidman’s Guide to Polite Language
Michele Catalano’s Favorite Ted Rall Cartoons
Unsuccessful Requests for an InstaLink, Volumes 1 to 14,000
The Paris Hilton blog and Pixar combine to offer R rated double header : “Dumbo Flies To Paris†and “Paris Does Dumboâ€Â.
Wouldn’t that be “Paris for Dumbo’s: Fly United“ Sponsored by United Airlines
1)Jimmy Carter limited edition “Favorite Dictators” plates.
2) “How to win a national election” By J. Kerry
3) Teresa’s Gin and Raisin Cookbook.
OK, I’ll go with me again, present: a one line mention with three footnotes.
From the JohnKerry.com shopping blog – all books authored by John F. Kerry :
1. “Waterways of Cambodia – Brief Recollections”
2. “Searing For Beginners”
3. “It Takes A Burned-out Mekong Village”
4. “INTEGRITY – My Part In Its Downfall”
5. “Windsurfin n Snowboardin Tips For The Poor”
CBS colour ink cartridge refills for 1972 IBM typewriters
From the online shop at Barbra Streisand’s blog, a pop-up book of floor plans to Barbra’s Malibu mansion.
From the Sully and Hitch collection, “His & His” conservatively fashioned wedding bands available ad nauseam @ andrewsullivan.com
A blow up Rodney Dill
Let’s try that again…..
An inflatable Rodney Dill
Pussy flavored chew toys from the Anti-idiotarian rottweiler catablog
Vols I to IX of the damnum absque injuria Latin blog-primer.
The Fight the Flab workout video from MichaelMoore.com
“This Box is Full of Crap”
INDC Journal’s plush MoonBat
Mother May I Sleep With Treacher Bed Pillows
Scrappleface brand Scrapple
Professor Chaos Book of Feng Shui
Babs Streisand’s Season of the B*tch Blue Stater’s Book of Historical Misquotes
The highly sought after tech manual “Blogging on Acid”, Protein Wisdom Edition.
see http://www.stpetersburg.it/
The blogosphere was suprised, but not shocked, at the new Clinton Library gift item – The Monica Humidor (holds one cigar).
“Slimming Down for the Holidays With Steve”