Teri Hatcher Defends Her Breasts

Teri Hatcher Defends Her Breasts (Drunk Report)

Teri Hatcher has come out fighting against reports that her boobs are fake.

The star of new TV drama Desperate Housewives has revealed that she’s about fed up with defending her very real breasts.

According to imdb.com, the 40-year-old actress admits that she’s always received plenty of attention — and probably the odd gawp — for her pert boobies and is used to them being subject to speculation about whether they’re implants.

“I think they should have been cast in bronze at some point because there’s been so much hysteria surrounding them.” But she’s not exactly complaining about people’s preoccupation with her looks …

What I hear is that they’re real, and they’re spectacular.

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  1. Baron says:

    Very nice Seinfeld reference…

  2. Baron says:

    You forgot to mention Sue-Ellen Mishkie, aka The Braless Wonder, also from Seifeld, also played by Teri Hatcher.

    No, I am not a Teri Hatcher stalker or Seifeld junkie…

  3. tc says:

    For all the good they’re doing her. Wasn’t there a story a few weeks ago where she said she hasn’t had sex in over four years (since her marriage ended)?

  4. Jay Tea says:

    Hey, Professor! Where are the winners from the Fun With Fiction contest? You said the winners would be announced Tuesday! Who the hell do you think you are, Kevin of Wizbang?


  5. Mark says:


    Hatcher did not play Sue-Ellen Miskie. Mishkie was played by Brenda Strong.

  6. Tig says:

    I volunteer to personally inspect her breasts to bring this controversy to a halt. I suppose, if asked nicely, I could assist her in solving the other mentioned dilemma.

  7. Anderson says:

    They certainly feel real. 😉

  8. Baron says:

    Ahhhhh, my Seifeld knowledge appears to be fading.

    It must be because it is impossible to catch Seinfeld in syndication anymore…

  9. Mark says:

    But, ironically, Brenda Strong also is in Desparate Housewives along with Hatcher. Maybe I am giving away my TV viewing habits too liberally on this site…

  10. denise says:

    Mark — So is Marcia Cross, who appeared in Seinfeld as Dr. Sitarides, a/k/a Pimple Popper, MD.