BRITNEY SPEARS TOPLESS

Kevin Aylward has the scoop on new “topless” photos of Pepsi salesgirl Britney Spears, including the actual photograph in which Spears is actually nude except for the clothes she’s wearing.

The unfortunately-named Fiona Cummins, a/k/a “Ms. Showbiz,” says this is Spears’ “raunchiest-ever photo-shoot.”

MSNBC‘s reporter is apoplectic:

IT SEEMS BRITNEY Spears is set to appear in the September issue of British Elle wearing little beyond a belly button bauble and a swatch of denim. Perhaps from now on I should look for British Elle in the same area where British Swank and British Juggs are displayed.

Which is rather silly when one sees the tame photo itself. This is fairly amusing, though:

The magazine spread is apparently only one aspect of a multi-pronged publicity push by Britney. She is also reportedly vying to play a character named Daisy Duke in a big-screen version of “The Dukes of Hazzard” opposite Ashton Kutcher. When you’re talking about reclaiming your credibility while honing your acting chops, I can’t think of a better vehicle than a movie based on an old TV show about two rednecks in a souped-up muscle car.

Indeed!

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Comments

  1. It’s all much ado about nothing really. That’s why I’m convinced it’s a calculated publicity stunt…

  2. James Joyner says:

    But who ever heard of such a thing? Having an attractive woman show a little bit of skin on a magazine in order to attract attention?!

  3. jen says:

    It’s absolutely a publicity stunt.

  4. Will says:

    Britney Spears is hot!!!!!!

  5. Mel says:

    Publicity!! Besides Britney don’t even have what it takes to stir the crowd. Her breast is to small and not attractive at all.

  6. john says:

    hi britany i want pictures of u naked

  7. osman says:

    hi britany i want pictures of u nacked

  8. osman says:

    hi britany i want pictures of u nacked

  9. osman says:

    hi britany i want pictures of u nacked

  10. david says:

    send me a photograph of britany topless

  11. Spitz says:

    britney spears should become a porn star !!

  12. shehta says:

    DEAR B.S

    I dreem with your magic lips.but breast.and down o
    of your highly sexy body .let me see

    thanks

    shehta

  13. Angela Wilson says:

    Hi,can you come to Auckland or come to my house at 2/27 Martin Ave Remuera Auckland NZ. I’m 8. I’m your biggest fan

  14. Angela Wilson says:

    Hi,can you come to Auckland or come to my house at 2/27 Martin Ave Remuera Auckland NZ. I’m 8. I’m your biggest fan

    From Angela Wilson

  15. Anonymous says:

    she is so hot without a shirt on

  16. Andy says:

    she is so fucking hot i want to have sex with her and if she could write me i would be so happy britney i wana fuck u 🙂

  17. jon says:

    i want to fuck her to i want to see her nacked

  18. Anonymous says:

    YALL JUST NEED TO LEAVE BRITTNEY SPEARS ALONE YALL DONT KNOW HER OR LIVE WITH HER PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE THEY DONT KNOW ..
    I LIKE BRITTNEY AND HER SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. noah says:

    britney u r sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! can u send me a picture of u naked … please.oh i’m 19

  20. lucky says:

    I love britney

  21. smallfrie says:

    britany spears…
    you are the hottest chick on earth…i want naked picturs of you how about you send me some and e-mail me and tell me about your self and ill get back to you on that one!any”hoe”.

  22. tony says:

    love that sweet ass babe
    be a porn actress as i loved the madonna smootch
    wow fucking outrageous sweety