BRITNEY SPEARS TOPLESS
Kevin Aylward has the scoop on new “topless” photos of Pepsi salesgirl Britney Spears, including the actual photograph in which Spears is actually nude except for the clothes she’s wearing.
The unfortunately-named Fiona Cummins, a/k/a “Ms. Showbiz,” says this is Spears’ “raunchiest-ever photo-shoot.”
MSNBC‘s reporter is apoplectic:
IT SEEMS BRITNEY Spears is set to appear in the September issue of British Elle wearing little beyond a belly button bauble and a swatch of denim. Perhaps from now on I should look for British Elle in the same area where British Swank and British Juggs are displayed.
Which is rather silly when one sees the tame photo itself. This is fairly amusing, though:
The magazine spread is apparently only one aspect of a multi-pronged publicity push by Britney. She is also reportedly vying to play a character named Daisy Duke in a big-screen version of “The Dukes of Hazzard” opposite Ashton Kutcher. When you’re talking about reclaiming your credibility while honing your acting chops, I can’t think of a better vehicle than a movie based on an old TV show about two rednecks in a souped-up muscle car.