“But Doctor, How Do I Insert These?”

“Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.

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Kate McMillan
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  1. emma says:

    o my gosh! its horrible. How could you even think about it? Oh I m still feeling jerks.

  2. vader says:

    The pencil is mightier than the sword?

  3. McGehee says:

    “When they say something ‘puts lead in your pencil,’ it’s just a figure of speech!”