Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 2, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Girl, youz an’ meez beez mongrels.
Did you know Michelle watches The View?
One more tough question, Elizabeth, and you can leave the couch!
Why is the only hot chick so far away from me, The One?
Let me be clear – I am the biggest pussy in the country right now.
Don’t you dare accuse me of fulfilling a campaign promise!
Joy Behar…the only man on the couch.
That Big V behind The Won reminds me ominously of the “Victory” symbology in 1984.
“If I want an opinion from you I’ll give it to you.”
“You better watch out or it will only be 2,999,999 jobs created or saved.”
Five nattering bitches, sitting in a tree…
The View, the Proud, the Morons.
The only one of you I want on my staff is Elizabeth.
“Joy, as older women go, you know how to go. And Babs here. Babs is …” SLAP!
Bush did it.
1) “I don’t know, Joy. Can lightning strike twice? Why don’t you pull my finger and find out?”
2) “Okay, Joy. Now it’s your turn. Go ahead and pull my finger.”
3) “So then I bitch slapped Tony Hayward. And said to him, ‘Listen up mother [BLEEP]. Your cough up twenty billion, or your assets are mine.”
4) “So then I bitch slapped Tony Hayward. And said to him, ‘Listen up mother [BLEEP]. You cough up twenty billion, or your assets are mine.”
5) “Now you know that I’ve never stopped watching ‘The View’, Star Jones.”
6) “Along with FOX TV, ‘The View’ is all I watch at the White House.”
7) “Not to worry. While I’m here on ‘The View’ I left the country in the hands of a competent person…Dick Cheney.”
Does this make my ass, I mean, my donkey, look phat?
President Obama points out the elephant in the room.
(In the last comment, I meant Elizabeth, not Star. I’m not a sizist.)
Trapper John Obama (pointing to Hot Lips Hasselbeck): “No, no, no, that one. Bring me that one over there. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Take her clothes off! I want that one, yes. Take her clothes off and bring her to me now.”
“I don’t know what color your eyes are, Baby,
But your hair is long and brown.
Your legs are strong, and you’re so, so long.
And you don’t come from this town.
My head is full of magic, Baby,
And I can’t share this with you.
The feel I’m on a cross again, lately,
But there’s nothing to do with you.
I’m alive, so alive…”
8) “Wedding, you say? Their only child, you say? This weekend, you say? Huh.”
9) “Look, as president I’m just too busy to be running around making personal appearances at weddings and what not for folks I hardly know.”
10) “And this is the finger I used to plug up the oil well. Now if only I could’ve used it to plug up that dang Wikileak.”
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