Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Girl, youz an’ meez beez mongrels.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Did you know Michelle watches The View?

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    One more tough question, Elizabeth, and you can leave the couch!

  4. Bob Jones says:

    Why is the only hot chick so far away from me, The One?

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Let me be clear – I am the biggest pussy in the country right now.

  6. mike says:

    Don’t you dare accuse me of fulfilling a campaign promise!

  7. Timmer says:

    Joy Behar…the only man on the couch.

  8. That Big V behind The Won reminds me ominously of the “Victory” symbology in 1984.

  9. “If I want an opinion from you I’ll give it to you.”

  10. “You better watch out or it will only be 2,999,999 jobs created or saved.”

  11. John Burgess says:

    Five nattering bitches, sitting in a tree…

  12. The View, the Proud, the Morons.

  13. Bob Jones says:

    The only one of you I want on my staff is Elizabeth.

  14. Hodink says:

    “Joy, as older women go, you know how to go. And Babs here. Babs is …” SLAP!

  15. G.A.Phillips says:

    Bush did it.

  16. 1) “I don’t know, Joy. Can lightning strike twice? Why don’t you pull my finger and find out?”
    2) “Okay, Joy. Now it’s your turn. Go ahead and pull my finger.”
    3) “So then I bitch slapped Tony Hayward. And said to him, ‘Listen up mother [BLEEP]. Your cough up twenty billion, or your assets are mine.”

  17. 4) “So then I bitch slapped Tony Hayward. And said to him, ‘Listen up mother [BLEEP]. You cough up twenty billion, or your assets are mine.”

  18. 5) “Now you know that I’ve never stopped watching ‘The View’, Star Jones.”
    6) “Along with FOX TV, ‘The View’ is all I watch at the White House.”

  19. 7) “Not to worry. While I’m here on ‘The View’ I left the country in the hands of a competent person…Dick Cheney.”

  20. Does this make my ass, I mean, my donkey, look phat?

  21. President Obama points out the elephant in the room.

  22. (In the last comment, I meant Elizabeth, not Star.  I’m not a sizist.)

  23. John425 says:

    Trapper John Obama (pointing to Hot Lips Hasselbeck): “No, no, no, that one. Bring me that one over there. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Take her clothes off! I want that one, yes. Take her clothes off and bring her to me now.”

  24. “I don’t know what color your eyes are, Baby,
    But your hair is long and brown.
    Your legs are strong, and you’re so, so long.
    And you don’t come from this town.
    My head is full of magic, Baby,
    And I can’t share this with you.
    The feel I’m on a cross again, lately,
    But there’s nothing to do with you.
    I’m alive, so alive…”

  25. 8) “Wedding, you say? Their only child, you say? This weekend, you say? Huh.”
    9) “Look, as president I’m just too busy to be running around making personal appearances at weddings and what not for folks I hardly know.”

  26. 10) “And this is the finger I used to plug up the oil well. Now if only I could’ve used it to plug up that dang Wikileak.”