Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, September 6, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“That’s right boys. Shake hands. Smile real big. HILLARY 2012.”
In thought balloon over Hillary’s head:
If one of them tries to cop a feel, I hope it’s Bibi.
“Are you watching this Barack? I bring peace to the Middle East and you can’t even get a rug for your *cough* temporary *cough* office without screwing things up.”
Both of them are thinking, Who is the clown in the middle? mpw
This deal stinks.
Quickly, class: Who among these is the most worthless?
Heading straight for Rodney’s Bottom of the Barrel:
“Hey, left nut!”
“What, right nut?”
“Who’s the penis between us?”
Bebe gloats: ” Deal! Youv’e got her and we’ve got Jerusalem!”
Hillary’s trying to swallow the semen after she brokered a potent piece (sic) deal.
Deal: the one with the biggest “Rocket” gets to F*&K my boss tonight.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton enjoys an important diplomatic breakthrough, as both parties agree that lunch must not have pork products in it.
Words and handshakes don’t mean a thing, guys, without honorable deeds to go with them.
Anyone for honorable deeds, not meaningless handshakes or promises?
Hillary’s thoughts: “Boy, this diplomacy stuff is great and it makes my nipples hard!”
Lift and separate.
Hilary thought bubble: That’s the closest any man’s hands have been to my boobs in decades!
Two boobs shaking.
Hilary thought bubble: try not to fart…….try not to fart……..try not to fart……..
Hillary thinks their threesome will be awesome.
1) Hillary: When Bill told me about “Triangulation”, I think he meant something else….
2) Press Pool Reporter to another, “Man, I’d hate to see her botox bill every year.”
A Prime Minister, a president and a Secretary of State walk into a bar…
1) “Finally. In your face Bill!”
2) “Okay you two. No. Seriously now. Stop it, or get a room.”
3) “Okay boys. You can let go now…Come on, let go. I said LET GO!”
4) “You say potato and I say potahto. You say tomato and I say tomahto. Potato! Potahto! Tomato! Tomahto! Reactionary! Radical! Terrorist! War criminal! Either, either. Neither, neither. Let’s call the whole thing off.”
Hillary thinks: “Boy, if their feet are as big as their hands…”
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