Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. @stackiii says:

    “That’s right boys. Shake hands. Smile real big. HILLARY 2012.”

  2. ericinva says:

    In thought balloon over Hillary’s head:
    If one of them tries to cop a feel, I hope it’s Bibi.

  3. stillearly says:

    “Are you watching this Barack?  I bring peace to the Middle East and you can’t even get a rug for your *cough* temporary *cough* office without screwing things up.”

  4. mpw280 says:

    Both of them are thinking, Who is the clown in the middle?  mpw

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    This deal stinks.

  6. Eric Florack says:

    Quickly, class: Who among these is the most worthless?

  7. Phil Smith says:

    Heading straight for Rodney’s Bottom of the Barrel:
    “Hey, left nut!”
    “What, right nut?”
    “Who’s the penis between us?”

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    Bebe gloats: ” Deal! Youv’e got her and we’ve got Jerusalem!”

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Hillary’s trying to swallow the semen after she brokered a potent piece (sic) deal.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Deal:  the one with the biggest “Rocket” gets to F*&K my boss tonight.

  11. BadIdeaGuy says:

    Secretary of State Hillary Clinton enjoys an important diplomatic breakthrough, as both parties agree that lunch must not have pork products in it.

  12. mannning says:

    Words and handshakes don’t mean a thing, guys, without honorable deeds to go with them.

    Anyone for honorable deeds, not meaningless handshakes or promises?

  13. John425 says:

    Hillary’s thoughts: “Boy, this diplomacy stuff is great and it makes my nipples hard!”

  14. FormerHostage says:

    Lift and separate.

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Hilary thought bubble: That’s the closest any man’s hands have been to my boobs in decades!

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Two boobs shaking.

  17. G.A.Phillips says:

    Hilary thought bubble: try not to fart…….try not to fart……..try not to fart……..

  18. John425 says:

    Hillary thinks their threesome will be awesome.

  19. Scott_T says:

    1)  Hillary:  When Bill told me about “Triangulation”, I think he meant something else….

    2)  Press Pool Reporter to another, “Man, I’d hate to see her botox bill every year.”

  20. physics geek says:

    A Prime Minister, a president and a Secretary of State walk into a bar…

  21. 1) “Finally. In your face Bill!”

    2) “Okay you two. No. Seriously now. Stop it, or get a room.”

    3) “Okay boys. You can let go now…Come on, let go. I said LET GO!”

    4) “You say potato and I say potahto. You say tomato and I say tomahto. Potato! Potahto! Tomato! Tomahto! Reactionary! Radical! Terrorist! War criminal! Either, either. Neither, neither. Let’s call the whole thing off.”

  22. John425 says:

    Hillary thinks: “Boy, if their feet are as big as their hands…”